don't touch me

i actually need to know how pet and lab mice are related because i hear things about pet mouse breeding that don’t make sense to me.

if you do a phd, you run the very real risk of dying in a hit and run on year 5. half a decade of suffering for a hypothetical brighter future down the drain.

i’m going to make a vision board but it’s just reasons to not go to grad school. because sometimes i’m like “ugh i really should” but like huh? there would be literally zero benefits to it. it would make my life immeasurably worse during AND after.

traffic was at a standstill in a weird place today. i get up there and it’s a big ol sinkhole with a ladder sticking out of it taking up the whole right lane.

my boss put “faculty candidate chaulk talk” in the calendar and i was like huh i wonder where chaulk talk is from.

i just had the greatest birding outing of all time. it was last minute and i was wearing jeans and it was 90F. no hat, no binoculars. just camera and bugs trying to lick all the sweat out of my hair.

people on the cozy gaming subreddit will recommend black ops zombies at this point.

i have always refused to watch the 1994 interview with the vampire because i was like. i thought lestat was hot and gay? mind you i’ve never read the book. but the casting always confused me. tom cruise is both ugly and terminally straight…

i started making $46k and now i do crazy things like get my hair cut at a real salon

my hardest challenge yet in my journey to be more prosocial: reading my friend’s substack.

really don’t know how you can be a misanthrope when there are speed puzzling cruises out there

first of all DO go gentle into that good night. get on a morphine drip and peacefully slip away.

as soon as i see someone say “NPC” i’m out. you have the superiority complex of a middle schooler in the gifted program.

you know how in romance novels they’re driven to distraction because of how desperately they’re pining over their lover all hours of the day and night? that’s me with phone