who killed this?

You Reposted In The Wrong Science Team

did this in 12 hours after waking up Inspired™. it’s my magnum opus, I think. 

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Ah, Hello Gordon!

Two to the one to the one to the three Don’t fuck with the science team! Gordon, I smell like sewage. You thought wrong, my good bitch!

BUH! to the one to the to the two Slower than molasses drips off a spoon :) That rock that you’re standing on looks like Tibet. (slight explosion) No one’s gonna play video games on the internet.

Look out, Gordon! Hotted boobs! They put me back in my GODDAMNED TUBE Bro,,, do you have playstation plus? (explosions) Dr Bubby fuckin’ em up! Did someone say ropes? We can use them for pits! I have a son. Joshua. Looks a bit shit…

Hi. Res. Pictures of your feet. Hi-res pictures of your feet. (Soda!)

but you need to remember theyre people when you beg scorpy to speak french on screen or tell holly you want to kiss her or thirstpost about whatever the hell waynes wearing on stream that day or straight up calling yourself a scorpy/gir/holly/wayne/etc ‘simp’

practice having a good distance from your streamer crush, itll do you good in the long run

no offense but you’ve misread my post almost entirely

i wasn’t saying the act of a kid having a crush was better than an adult, i said being pushy and strange about it is understandable when its a kid who hasnt figured out all these relatively new types of feelings

when its an adult being pushy and strange, theyre being weird. they know how to navigate crushes and relationships. younger teenagers dont.