A Jedi Wedding!
It was the morning of the Wedding between Obi-Wan Kenobi and Mason. Obi-Wan was getting his hair done by the hairstylist he had hired. Obi-Wan had grown his hair out into a mullet for the wedding, so it was a little on the longer side.
He and Mace had sent out the invitations a few months prior and today was the big day. Obi-Wan had picked his daughter, Ebony, to be the flower girl and Luke to be the ring bearer. Anakin was picked to be his best man. And it had been decided that Qui-Gon would walk Obi-Wan down the isle up to Mace when the time came.
Qui-Gon stood out in the lobby of the building the wedding was taking place at. It was a convention center, a really nice big one. They would be having the wedding and reception there.
Qui-Gon gazed around at all the decorations and smiled softly. He was really excited for the wedding. After a moment, however, he pulled out a photo of Obi-Wan as a young Padawan and gazed down at it sadly. He sniffled and wiped the tears from his eyes. That evening he would be giving away his son. And while he was really happy for Obi-Wan and Mason, he was also really sad.
âHehâŚseems like it was only yesterday that I had just taken you on as my Padawan, Obi-Wan.â Qui-Gon said to himself as more tears pricked his eyes. âAnd now look at you. Y-Youâre all grown up and getting married.â
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Hattress waved. âHey, Ebs!â
Miracle ran over and hugged her. âCuz Ebony!â
A portal opened nearby. Wonder perked. âHereâs the fam!â
First, two teenagers ran through. The boy was taller than his father, and skinny to boot. His face was blank, except an excited smile. He wore a suit, but lost the tie a while back. The girl looked shriveled, but she had a grand smile and was about 5.5. She wore a simple, but pretty dress. Both children hugged their father. âHI DAD!!!â
Wonder laughed and hugged his teens. âHiya guys!â
Three adults came through. One was nearly as tall a building, and seemed to match the boy. Realizing he might not fit, Blood Thunderclap-Hyde shrunk down. At a lower height, two small eyes could be barely seen. He wore a rogueâs outfit, with a ton of knives hidden around his person. The second adult was only a little taller than the girl. He wore a visor, a nice suit, and was typing rapidly on a tablet. Acryoa Hyde nodded at everyone, before his fingers returned to rapidly flying across the screen. The last male looked like he could pass for Sakura if he wasnât taller and⌠was a guy. But Roseâs body type was more fenimine than male, so anyone taking a quick glance wouldnât tell right away. The Bard, of course, had a bunch of instruments strung to him.
Wonder perk. âEveryone made it! Everyone, this is my fam. The boy is my eldest son, Izuku.â
Izuku nodded. âHiya!â
âThe sweetheart here is my daughter, Sakura.â
Sakura instantly got hit by shyness and kinda hid behind her father. âH-H-HiâŚâ
âTall-Now-Decent-Size guy is Blood Thunderclap. But I think heâs going by Marble now?â
Marble chuckled, and signed, âA pleasure to meet you.â
âThe workaholic is my newest mate, Acryoa.â
Visor nodded. âA pleasure to meet you all. I promise, Iâm almost done.â
âAnd the Bard is Rose, my first husband.â
Rose nodded, and smiled. âA pleasure to meet you all.â
âItâs nice to meet you! Iâm Anakin, the lady behind me is my wife Padme. The two kids next to her are our twins, Luke and Leia, the tall ghost man is Qui-Gon Jinn and-!â Anakin went to motion to Ebony but before he could she ran off into another room nearby. âEbony?!â
Qui-Gon sighed. âOh dearâŚI was afraid this might happen.â
He turned to Wonder and his family. âEbonyâŚEbony has Autism. And sheâs never done well in large crowds. Especially when itâs with people she isnât familiar with. I need to speak with you, Wonder.â
He took Wonder aside to speak with him in private. Once they were alone he spoke. âWonderâŚwe planned this to be a small wedding. I didnât want to say this in front of your family because I didnât want to upset them, but we werenât really expecting them. We werenât prepared for this many people to show up. You kinda caught us off guard with your whole family showing up.â
He frowned. âI really apologize and am extremely embarrassed about this, but Obi-Wan and I assumed youâd be coming alone. So we donât really have seating for your extended family Iâm afraid. Iâm sure we can figure out something, theyâre more than welcome to stay, but again I am so sorry.â
Anakin went after Ebony. He found her in the ballroom sitting on the ground curled in a ball. She was clutching her head and rocking back and forth.
âEbony? Sweetie?â Anakin knelt down in front of her.
âW-Want my dadâŚ.too manyâŚ.want my dad!â Ebony whimpered.
âHeâs not here right now, sweetheart. He and your other dad are getting dolled up for their big day.â Anakin spoke calmly and rested a hand on her shoulder.
âU-Uncle Ani?â Ebony looked up at her uncle and breathed shakily. âI-in my bagâŚ.on my chairâŚ.my penguin plush dad got meâŚ.pleaseâŚ.â
Anakin nodded and stood up, heading over to the bag. He reached in and pulled out a small, well loved, penguin plush. He brought it over to Ebony and handed it to her. âHere you go.â
Ebony took it and held it close. Anakin took a seat beside her and she scooted closer and cuddled up to him.
âIâve got you, EB, your Uncle Ani is here.â Anakin gently hugged her.
Wonder instantly fizzled. His mind went blank, and he couldnât think of words to say. Guilt and panic filled him.
What the heck did he do?!? He knew Ebony was Autistic, he had aspburgers! Or whatever they called it this week! He could only handle his family because they were family! Wait, was he supposed to go here ALONE?!? But he didnât like social events alone! But he loved all his mates! How could he pick one? Well, Marble might veto due to god stuff anyway, but!!! Rose and Acryoa?!? He loved them both, what was⌠WHAT ABOUT HIS KIDS?!? Sakura wanted a wedding forever! She loved romance stuff! Izuku just wanted to meet more kids his age! But it was overload overloadâŚ
Realizing his husband was in full-on panic, Acryoa quickly zipped over. He said, âMASTER.â
With that hated term, Wonder jolted out of it. âI told youâŚâ
âGo to Rose and Blood. Let me talk to Mister Jin.â
Wonder said, âBut I messed up! Badly!!!â
Acryoa said softly, âYou meant no harm. Go to RoseâŚâ
Sakura started to cry. She thought it was HER fault Ebony ran. Lightwraiths were a feared species on her world, due to their warrior-like nature, so she had scared off many despite being a sweet lilâ thing.
Wonder ran off, quickly working to calm his baby girl and assure her it was all right. While the family calmed Sakura down, Acryoa returned to Qui-Gon. âI apologize. I do not know if you realize, but Wonder has what you callâŚâ
He did a search on his tablet. âNeurodivergence. He is a bit milder than what youâre probably used to seeing, but certain situations can cause a shutdown. Please, tell me what you just told him.â
Qui-Gon also filled with an insane amount of guilt. Though he held it together long enough to speak to Acryoa. He sighed softly. âWhen Obi-Wan and I made out the invites for this wedding, we sent one to Wonder. We were only expecting him to show up, we had no idea he would bring his whole family with him.â
He teared up but then choked it back. âI-I wasnât trying to be rudeâŚbut the thing isâŚ.Obi-Wan and Ebony, and IâŚwe donât know Wonders family. Weâve never formally met them before. We only know them through photos heâs showed us. This wedding was supposed to be small, with only close family and friends attending. AndâŚ.and I didnât want to say anything to WonderâŚbutâŚ.we arenât that close to Wonderâs family.â
Tears welled up again, only this time he couldnât fight them back. They began trickling down his face. He also got all choked up. âIâŚIâm sorryâŚ.I feel t-terrible.â
Acryoa rubbed his arm. âHey. Breathe. Itâs not your fault. Apparently, there are a lot of misunderstandings going on.â
He sighed. âQui-Gon, let me talk to them. Will it be okay if only one member joins? Wonder does not handle social events like this well alone. He needs at least one person to help him walk through when he freezes. The others, weâll⌠figure something out.â
He highly doubted heâd be the one. It would probably be Rose, honestly. Rose was the social smarts, and the longest marriage of the group. Acryoa was the business sense, and Blood⌠they were still unsure how to describe him. The kids would be disappointed, but they would understand. And it was unlikely Sakura would want to stick around nowâŚ
Qui-Gon nodded. âYesâŚ.Yes thatâs fine.â
Anakin returned to his wife and kids and took noticed of Qui-Gon. He then looked at the twins. âIâm going to go check on Grandpa Qui-Gon, okay? Would one of you mind keeping Ebony company for a while? Sheâs in the reception hall.â
âI will!â Luke replied.
âIâll stay with mom and the others.â Leia said.
Anakin nodded and went to check on Qui-Gon.
Luke went into the reception hall and saw Ebony sitting in a chair, cuddling her stuffed penguin. He walked over and took a seat in the chair beside her. âHey, Ebony. How are you doing?â
âC-Cousin Luke! UmâŚ.I can explained!â Ebony tried to hide her penguin under the table.
âEasy, itâs alright. You donât need to hide your penguin from me. I know itâs your comfort item.â Luke replied and then smiled softly. âI didnât bring it with me, but I still sleep with my fatherâs old teddy bear at night.â
Ebony smiled softly. âI-I know exactly what bear youâre talking about! Uncle Anakin had that bear in his chambers at the old Jedi Temple for years! Auntie Ahsoka told me he used to stick a photo of Auntie Padme on it and practice flirting with it!â
Luke snorted and laughed. âYeah! That sounds like my dad alright!â
Acryoa went to talk to the Hydes. Soon, most of the crew left. It was only Wonder and Rose.
Hattress looked around and sighed. âDabs⌠do you wonder sometimes if we attract an odd crowd?â
Dabs looked at her with a silent expression. âLike for like, dear.â
Hattress giggled. âFair. Come on, I was gonna fix the cake.â
Qui-Gon calmed down and he and Anakin headed back over.
A few minutes later, Ahsoka arrived with her Padawan, Elliot.
âHattress! Dabs! Itâs been a while!â Ahsoka smiled and waved. Then she saw Miracle and cooed. âOh my goodness! Is that Miracle? Sheâs so big now!â
Elliot remained silent. He was really shy.
Hattress said, âTotally! Congrats on the promotion!â
Miracle ran over. âCuz Ahsoha!â She giggled and hugged Ahsokaâs legs.
Used to dealing with Esteban, Dabs nodded at Elliot. He didnât approach, and his voice was its usual, calm self as he said, âhey, kiddo.â
âThank you!â Ahsoka smiled and then knelt down and gently hugged Miracle. âHi Miracle! Look at you! Youâve gotten so big since the last time I saw you!â
Elliot waved shyly. âH-Hello. I-Iâm Elliott. It-Itâs nice to meet you.â
Miracle giggles. âMe big girl!â
Hattress tipped her hat. âNice to meet you, Elliot. Iâm Hattress.â
âYes you are!â Ahsoka giggled.
She then stood up and turned to Elliott and the others.
âI donât think youâve formally met my Padawan yet. This is Elliott!â Ahsoka smiled.
âSo this is your Padawan, Snips? The one you showed us over video chat back when we were in Lumios?â Anakin walked over.
âYep! He sure is!â Ahsoka smiled proudly.
Elliott froze and widened his eyes at Anakin. He had only heard about Anakin through the other Padawans in his group. But he had never met him in person before. Anakin was basically a legend to him and the other kids.
âYouâŚYouâre Anakin Skywalker!â Elliott gasped and then turned to Ahsoka. âHowâŚHow do you know him, Master?â
âOh? Didnât I tell you? Anakin was my master back when I was a Padawan.â Ahsoka replied.
âHeh, yep! I did!â Anakin smiled. âNice to meet you, Elliott.â
Miracle waddled over and opened her arms. âMe Miracle! Hug!â
âThatâs Hattress and Dabâs daughter, Miracle.â Ahsoka smiled.
âHi sweetie!â Elliott smiled and knelt down, gently hugging her. âYouâre so adorable!â
After a moment he broke the hug and smiled at Hattress and Dabs. âYour kid is super cute! Youâre very lucky to have her.â
Hattress and Dabs both smiled. Miracle hugged back, giggling. Hattress said, âThereâs a reason her name is Miracle.â
âAwww!â Elliott smiled.
âSo, Ahsoka, howâs it going training your very first Padawan?â Anakin asked.
âGood.â Ahsoka smiled, but then sighed softly and frowned. âThough it has been stressful at times. Elliott is a brilliant young man, but heâs a slow learner. Heâs much further behind the other Padawans his age.â
She sighed sadly. âSometimes I worry Iâm not a good enough master for him. That he deserves better than me.â
âSnipsâŚ.â Anakin frowned.
Dabs said, âCome on, Sn⌠sorry, old habit about to kick in. âSoka, youâve been with us through some crazy scrap. And remember the Wonderland Training stunt my wife pulled on years ago? She gave you an environment, but you were the one who trained all those crazy kids. You can handle on Padawan easily after those lilâ dummies.â
Miracle giggled. âMe smart!â
Dabs said, âYes you are~.â He looked at Ahsoka, but Miracle cut in, âAuntie Soka smart!â
âAwwwwwwwwww! Miracle!â Ahsoka cooed. âThank you! Youâre such a little sweetheart!â
âDabs is right, Ahsoka. I too, have seen what you are capable of. You are powerful and wise and I am very proud of you. I know you will be an amazing teacher to Elliott, I believe in you.â Anakin smiled.
Ahsoka smiled warmly. âThank you. IâŚI really needed to hear that.â
Miracle hugged her. âBig hug for smiles!â
Hattress giggles.
Ahsoka hugged her back.
An hour later, Obi-Wan arrived. He was wearing a very nice looking tuxedo and a bow tie on his neck. He had just gotten his hair done, it was styled like a mullet and it was extra fluffy and soft looking. He looked very handsome.
âHey Obi-Wan!â Anakin smiled and waved. âLook at you! You look amazing!â
âHehe, thank you!â Obi-Wan smiled but then frowned and shivered.
âAre you alright?â Anakin frowned and walked up to him.
âY-YeahâŚ.Iâm just really nervous. This is a really big day for me and Mason.â Obi-Wan shivered and teared up. âI-Iâve been feeling really anxious all day.â
Hattress said, âDeep breaths, Obi-Wan. Itâs gonna be all right.â
She shuffled up. âBetween you and me, when Dabs and I got married, I was so worried, I turned into a literal puddle of wet clay.â
She smiled. âAnd look at us now! We couldnât be happier.â
She rubbed his back. âAnd Iâm sure that will be the same for you and Mace.â
âYeah, everything will be alright. Youâll see.â Anakin smiled softly.
Obi-Wan breathed deeply and then smiled softly. âYes, perhaps you are right.â
Suddenly the wedding music began to play, signaling it was time for the wedding to begin.
âOh! Looks like itâs time!â Anakin smiled.
Hattress and the others quickly went in and took their spots.
Anakin and the others took their spots as well.
Moments later, beautiful wedding music starts to play. Since Anakin was Obi-Wanâs best man, he stood off to the side up front. He looked over at Mace and smiled at him. He was very happy for Mason and Obi-Wan.
Luke came down the aisle first. He was the ring barer. Then he stood off to the side next to his father, Anakin. Then Mace Windu, and Master Yoda came down the isle. They were chosen by Obi-Wan and Mason to be groomsmen.
Then Ebony walked down the aisle. She was the flower girl. Behind her was Obi-Wan, who was being escorted down the isle by Qui-Gon Jinn.
Everyone watched in anticipation. Mace straightened up, smiling at his soon-to-be husband.
Once Obi-Wan reached the end of the isle he stood by his soon to be husband, Mason. A pastor walked up and began speaking.
âWe are gathered here today to witness the marriage of these two young men.â The pastor began. Then he turned to Obi-Wan. âObi-Wan Kenobi, do promise to be with Mason for better and worse, through sickness and health, and do you take him to be your lawfully wedded husband?â
Obi-Wan nodded and smiled lovingly at Mason. âI do.â
The pastor then turned to Mason. âAnd Mason, do you promise to be with Obi-Wan for better and worse, through sickness and health, and do you take him to be your lawfully wedded husband?â
Mace smiled. âI do.â
âThen you may now kiss!â The pastor smiled.
Obi-Wan smiled lovingly at Mace and gently pulled him close. Then he kissed him passionately on the lips.
Anakin and the others smiled and clapped.
Once they broke the kiss, the wedding music played again and Obi-Wan walked down the isle arm in arm with Mason. Everyone cheered as they walked.
âWe will now head to the reception hall for the wedding party!â Everyone please walk single file out the doors and head left to room at the end of the long hallway.â The pastor called out.
Everyone got in line and made their way out the door. Ebony tried to get to the front to be with her dads, but unfortunately she was pushed to the very back of the line. She sighed softly and watched as Obi-Wan and Mace left the room. She hadnât seen them all day long and she missed them a lot. As she slowly followed the line out, a thought crossed her mind. After this was the reception. Obi-Wan and Mace would be seated together at a table at the the very front with only enough room for the two of them. Then theyâd share a dance together. Then theyâd probably spend time with their friends and eat dinner and cut the cake. Would she get to see her dads at all today?
âDâŚDadsâŚ.â Ebony teared up and whimpered.
Mace told Obi-Wan, âEbony was looking a little pale. Iâm going to check on her and make sure sheâs all right.â
Wonder saw how crowded that line looked, so continued to sit for the moment. He saw Ebony, and quickly went over. âEbonyâŚ?â
Rose said, âYou okay, Miss Won?â
Obi-Wan grew worried and went to check on her as well. âEbony, sweetheart? Whatâs wrong?â
Ebony was silent for a moment, then tears started flowing down her face.
âIâŚI havenât seen either of you for almost a week. Everyoneâs been so busy preparing for the wedding andâŚand itâs been so hectic and overwhelming andâŚ.andâŚ.I missed my dads so much!â Ebony began crying.
Obi-Wan frowned and gently pulled her into a hug. âI knew I sensed someone in distress all last week. Why didnât you say anything to us?â
âIâŚI didnât want to be a burden.â Ebony sniffled.
Mace knelt by her. âHoney, youâre not a burden. If you need either of us, you can come to us. Okay?â
âExactly. You will never be a burden to either of us. Youâre our daughter and we love you very much. You are always welcome to come to us if you need us.â Obi-Wan hugged her close.
Ebony nodded and hugged him back.
Once Ebony calmed down they broke the hug.
âNow why donât we head to the reception hall?â Obi-Wan smiled softly.
Mace nodded. âLetâs.â
Once they saw everything was clear, Wonder and Rose headed for the reception as well.
The reception hall was beautifully decorated and there were enough tables for everyone to sit at. Each table was reserved for each family. Wonder and Rode had been placed at Hattress and Dabs table since they were basically family to them.
There was a table for Anakin and his family, and at the front, there was a table for Obi-Wan, Mason, and Qui-Gon and Ebony.
âIâŚI get to sit with you guys at the front?â Ebony widened her eyes.
âOf course! You are our daughter after all!â Obi-Wan smiled and gently tussled her hair.
Ebony smiled and giggled.
Ahsoka was placed at the table with Anakin and his family. She headed to the table, only to realized her Padawan, Elliott wasnât following her. She turned around and saw him standing off to the side awkwardly.
âElliott, come have a seat. Thereâs a spot at this table for you too.â Ahsoka said.
âTh-There is? ButâŚBut Iâm not part of Anakinâs family.â Elliott looked down and held his arm. He was trembling a little too. âYou-Youâre like a sister to him, Master. But me? IâŚ.Iâm just a nobody to him.â
Anakin frowned and stood up. He walked up to Elliott. âElliott, buddy , you arenât a nobody to me.â
âIâm not?â Elliott looked up at him.
âListen, the moment Ahsoka accepted you as her padawan, you became a part of the family.â Anakin rested a hand on his shoulder.
âReally? But if my master is your sister, then what does that make me?â Elliott replied.
âA nephew! And youâd be our cousin!â Luke smiled as he walked past them to the table.
âExactly!â Anakin chuckled and smiled. âYouâd be my nephew! And Iâm sure Luke would appreciate having another guy his age to talk to!â
Elliott chuckled.
The Mad family smiled at each at the scene. Dabs put Miracle in her seat, before the adults sat. Wonder sat in the seat closest to the exit just in case of overload. Rose sat by him, of course. Miracle sat by him, giggling. Hattress and Dabs sat by them.
Mace smiled at his daughter and husband. He sat down at his seat.
He then saw someone hovering by the entrance. A young trans woman, with some strangely familiar burn scars on her arms, and her hair half dyed red. She seemed scared and lost, though her dress was appropriate for a wedding. What the�
Mace waved at Qui-Gon. He mouthed, âSomeone may need to talk to her.â
Qui-Gon nodded and walked over to Dabs. âDabs, would you go speak to that young woman at the entrance? For some reason sheâs giving me similar vibes to you. Maybe sheâd be the least scared of you.â
A few seconds later, another young man showed up. He was wearing a tux and had brown short but wavy hair. He grinned and walked towards Anakinâs table.
âHan!â Leia smiled and ran up to him.
âLeia! Howâs the most beautiful girl in the world?â Han smiled and hugged her back.
âIâm great! Especially now that youâre here!â Leia smiled lovingly at him.
Luke sighed and looked down sadly. Heâd forgotten Leia had invited her boyfriend to the wedding. Luke had nothing against Han. He seemed like a nice guy, and he treated Leia right. But whenever Han was around, Luke felt invisible. He tried on multiple occasions to befriend Han, but the two of them just didnât click.
Dabs looked up. He gave a nod. âSure thing.â
He kisses Hattress and walks over. âMiss? You lost?â
The woman looked at him with blue eyes. Fear gets replaced by hope. âToya?â
Dabs pales. He hadnât heard that name in ages. âHow do you know that name?!?â














