shawn hatosy

i'm honestly kind of shocked i was online enough to catch your good news, but congratulations. speaking as someone with three kids of my own, do yourself a favor and ignore the people who feel the need to hand out unsolicited parenting advice. i can't tell you how many times that happened when my ex and i were expecting. everybody suddenly acted like they were an expert and that i absolutely needed to hear their opinion. it was exhausting, completely unnecessary, and you'll figure out pretty quickly whose advice is actually worth listening to. @clinermaddie

i've accepted that social media has decided i'm supposed to know what you're up to at all times. i don't even follow you and somehow i still know when you've changed your hair color, launched something, or gone on vacation. i'm honestly kind of impressed. @kyliejenncr

i've got a theory that genuinely competitive people don't know how to do anything casually. basketball, cards, picking a restaurant... somehow it all turns into a contest. you strike me as someone who'd insist you weren't taking it seriously right up until you started keeping score. @michaelbakari

i've always wondered if people ask you to "show them something" the second they find out you've got a martial arts background. it feels like one of those things that probably stopped being funny years ago. @doepetrovic

i had one of your songs come up on a playlist the other day and it genuinely caught me off guard. not because i didn't know you made music, but because my brain apparently refuses to file both careers under the same person. i listened to half the song before it finally clicked and i just sat there thinking, "well... that's embarrassing." @jvcobasil

since ready or not 2 hit hulu, it's been insanity. i can't go online without running into another edit, another clip, or somebody dissecting a scene frame by frame. apparently people have collectively decided the funniest thing on the gag reel is the moment i went to kiss you and you completely lost it. out of everything we filmed, that's the moment that took off. i don't think i'll ever understand the internet. i stopped trying a long time ago. @samweavng

i refuse to believe you've been doing this long without at least one truly questionable red carpet look hiding somewhere. every actor has one. it's practically a rite of passage. if yours hasn't surfaced yet, i'm convinced you've got a publicist guarding it with their life. @zendavac

i've come to the conclusion that people with musical theater backgrounds are just wired differently. i watch you guys switch between acting, singing, and dancing like it's nothing, meanwhile i'm over here thinking i'd pull a hamstring if somebody asked me to do choreography. @rcbbiegk

i had one of those "well... i guess i'm old now" moments this week. one of my sons was making a playlist, your name came up, and suddenly i found myself getting a full rundown of which songs i was apparently supposed to know. i don't remember agreeing to music homework, but here we are. @dlcvatos

i've come to the conclusion that people who are genuinely good at impressions are a little unsettling. you spend enough time watching them and eventually you forget what they actually sound like. i don't know if that's talent or witchcraft, but either way it's impressive. @agrcndes

i've spent a good chunk of my career playing people who'd probably make everyone around them a little nervous, and then i look at someone taking on superman and think... that might actually be more intimidating. people have such a clear idea of who that character is before you ever say a line. @corenswetpd

i've come to the conclusion that casting directors look at certain actors and immediately think, "yeah... let's give that one the emotionally unstable guy." honestly, i don't hate it. the messy, unpredictable characters are almost always the most rewarding to play, even if they leave you a little mentally exhausted by the end of a project. @mattrsmit

i've reached the point where i can't tell if rhode is genuinely everywhere or if the internet has just decided i need to know about it. either way, congratulations! you've officially broken through to the demographic of confused middle-aged dads. @haileysbldwin

i'll admit something if you will. i've absolutely fallen down the fan edit rabbit hole before, and now i'm convinced they're specifically designed to make actors question whether they were even in the same project. some of them are genuinely better edited than the trailers. tell me you've made the same mistake at least once so i don't have to be embarrassed by myself. @scmuelreid