The Thirst Is Real.

i am dying

Free Him

practice safe sex, kids

ur mine

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog 

 #RAGE POUT

“how dare u make me make a mistake motherfucker do u even know who i am”

#THE FACT THAT HE KNOWS IT’S NOT SAM IN 2 SECONDS #SOMETIMES I CRY BECAUSE WINCHESTERS

is michelle obama real

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

Ive never agreed with her more

"I'll just blame it on my age.. fuckers won't know."

this hit me hard

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

This made me cry OMG SO CUTE