Unnecessary Evils

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What are you talking about? And how does one pronounce █?

Get off of my tumbling account, Monika. Go back to kissing the Mayor's rear, or whatever it is you do with your free time. (Please do not clarify what it is you do with your free time.)

Observe: the containment pedestal of...some kind of fine china, reinforced to withstand the greatest of force... and also moderate wobbling. Within it, the Subject, designated It, is suspended. It is, of course, one of the most disgusting sights I have ever beheld, so I will feel no remorse for this experiment as a result. I have subjected It to a series of increasingly aggressive prods: first a gentle nudge, then a firm poke, and finally a slap - after which I had to wash my hands, because It is filthy. The results were disappointing. The substance was strangely resilient. But, for you, I then escalated matters. I introduced vibrations to It. I played bass-heavy music to It. I shouted at It. Though I swore I would never do this for an experiment again, I threw It from the castle window. Still, nothing. Either It possesses an insane rigidity beyond mortal comprehension, or this whole premise was just extremely dumb. There is no oscillation from It. Not even undulation. No behavior can be detected whatsoever that can even be considered jiggle-adjacent. The mass refuses to dance for you, Anonymoose. I don't know what to say. I have seen statues with more enthusiasm than the creature before me. The planets, even, move with more vibrance in the cold heart of space than It. I, Silas von Hatecraft, conclude with all the authority vested in me (by myself): No, it do not jiggle. Please go away.

Yes, absolutely. Finally, somebody recognizes it! Which 'it', exactly? I know, obviously, but my loving fanbase might not be entirely up to speed, so...

As many of you may know, two days ago, YouTube began enforcing a new rule in the United States that will put restrictions on any users under the age of 18; utilizing an AI to determine if someone is underage based on the content one watches. They are also minimizing recommendations for anything they consider "problematic" (i.e guns, swearing, violence). This censorship of content and deliberate breach of many people's privacy is unacceptable. Viewers should not have to give their personal identification to YouTube to continue using the platform uninterrupted in the event of an AI making a mistake, and creators should not have to change their content to please the algorithm. What does this mean for Unnecessary Evils? Nothing, in terms of the actual content. Production will continue, and I will continue making what I want to make. I will not bend to the whim of a corporation that does not care for creativity and expression. However, in protest of these unjust policies, Unnecessary Evils content will temporarily not be uploaded to YouTube. You can access our content on all of our social medias - here, our community Discord, Instagram, we even have a Bluesky account in the works. I hope you understand this decision, and I hope you will stick around to watch what we have in store. New animations in progress, and I will continue to post to this account in-character.

The greatest scientific genius known to man? A powerful mastermind capable of horrible things?! A PLAGUE ON HUMANITY ITSELF?! Why, thank you for noticing! I'm not sure what else you could possibly mean, Anonymoose.

Uh. Um. Oh. I didn't think this through. Oh, mein gott. What actually comes next? Is this what a mid-life crisis feels like?

Yes, yes, hello and everything. Is it a family name? You'll never know. Sorry! If you'd like to pester me with anything else, Anonymoose, be my guest.