I HATE BOY

hello. we, too, still love this withered dusty old tome. its just so hard to keep up with all of the latest fashion all of the time, especially amidst all this immortal suffering. however: it brings me pure shimmering joy like so many precious rubies to hear of your encounters with Niall. I can't imagine actually being in the same room as him! I'm sure i'd behave tastelessly. i'd probably end up weeping in a corner, sitting in a little wet pile of my own puked up insides. i hope you are able to keep your wits and your health in these trying times. XO gus

"your description of me couldn't have been more off" -John Hein

aw friend you had me all excited that maybe we had hurt his feelings or something. sure, he retweeted a screencap of us comparing him to a keebler elf, and that’s wonderful, but i want to know how it makes him feel. let’s get the paparazzi over there for comment

papa mathias getting on that black magick level, thank hell

google search: is it normal that i vomited up my own heart

one of the best new faces ive seen this year

this photoshoot gave me Quite a Terrific Fright because i was casually scrolling through it enjoying jackson's rectangle skull when, in one of the greatest plot twists of the first half of the 21st century, his hair vanishes mid photoshoot. my dungeons and dragons constitution is a measly 7, so believe you me when i say i was not ready for that.