Angelic

Why would I magically ignite anyone’s innards? That sounds messy and distasteful.

out of anger i guess? one of the rewards i get from flauros for my service is he’ll ‘burn my enemies’. i don’t have any enemies though so i haven’t seen it happen.

Ha! Now you have the hang of it. Just remember for next time so that you can insult me properly, instead of posting contextless adjectives.

IT IS TRUE! THE YOUNG WARD SAID SO! YOU ARE QUITE SALTY!

I am leaving.

Ha! Now you have the hang of it. Just remember for next time so that you can insult me properly, instead of posting contextless adjectives.

I have considered a faster solution that will require less effort on both of our parts. Use common sense. If you do something that would warrant disgust, and I express disgust, assume that my expression of disgust is directed at you, as one would do when conversing in person.

I had to get up for a moment and ask Lane how to properly phrase this, but I believe the expression is “why don’t you just @ me next time”?

Why don’t I what?

It is wasted on them.

YOU NEVER KNOW. PERHAPS THEY WILL TAKE UP ARMS AND FIGHT ON YOUR BEHALF AS WELL. HA HA HA!

I chose such a ward that I may avoid any illusion of equality between us. I could spit on him, and he would thank me. As it should be.

YOU CANNOT INDULGE IN BLOOD AND DESTRUCTION IF YOU DO NOT CONSIDER YOUR WARD A BROTHER IN ARMS. THERE IS NO SUCCESS IN ACTING ALONE. THERE IS ALSO NO FUN IN ACTING ALONE. PERHAPS THERE WOULD BE RESPECT IF YOU WERE A LITTLE NICER.

I suppose I should treat my furniture and silverware with kindness as well if we’re going to be treating tools as our equals.