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re: the first period / january 10 2017

aries: “well he probably have sensitive skin, no?” taurus: “i’m okay. russian machine never breaks.” gemini: “can i get some shots vodka please?” cancer: “i want to be last. i need a car so bad.” leo: “maybe he’s just jealous. i have hair, he don’t have hair.” virgo: “we just wanna give the fans some free chicken wings.” libra: “my shot is muffin.” scorpio: “nothing, just late-night filings.” sagittarius: “poot hahahaha” capricorn: “sorry, penguin.” aquarius:  “i love to celebration. i love to goals.” pisces: “sometimes you just have to put eye in your butt and, you know, play for everybody.”

You scream hockey.

Simone Biles, the first female gymnast to win three consecutive World All Around titles, becomes the Olympic All Around Champion on August 11, 2016 in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

Tyler Seguin as a kid

When you finally unfollow a mutual who seems like a nice person but does too many bad posts

Patrick Kane, date unknown

Root for her ! 

Nobody ever talks about us and now in the 2016 Olympics stands an intersex person ready to win gold and I couldn’t be happier to see it. People are going to talk about us soon and I hope it’s in good spirits. I hope Caster takes gold for South Africa.