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Shout out to my abuela and her eleven mahjong apps

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Michael Jordan could probably beat me in basketball but Joey Chestnut could never beat me in eating pussy.

mortalguy and frisbee

Vivziepop? isn’t she the creator of Hotel Hell or whatever?

NOT excited for these Beatles biopics. Live action anime adaptations are never good.

#the amazing digital circus

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i need to draw yuri of kim walker and james morgan mcgill

#better call saul

hate to george around the bush but uhhhhhh

A redesign of the Portal 2 soundtrack album cover, because I don’t like the original! Based on Judith Beheading Holafernes by Artemisia.

#portal #portal 2 #chelldos #valve games

They should call the kpop demon hunters “The Golden Girls” because of that song they sing.

#kpop demon hunters

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it’s lowkey cringe for kevin mcallister to get lost in new york bc all the streets are numbered.

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FUCK I stole a John Mulaney joke by accident

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why so penniless? (i’m the brokler baby)

#dc joker

it’s lowkey cringe for kevin mcallister to get lost in new york bc all the streets are numbered.

#home alone

engaging in coraline esque behavior

#coraline

We as a society HAVE to stop pussyfooting around apple soda. we have juice, he have cider, where’s the soda.

#apple

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there should be a subreddit called “explainlikeimclive” and it’s about a guy named clive who’s dumb as fuck

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fuck. “explainlikeimchive” was right in front of me. explain like i’m a little green garnish thing.

Other variants include:

“explainlikeimhive” (about a bunch of people who share the same mind)

“explainlikeimlive” (it’s happening right now and i don’t understand it)

“explainlikeimwive” (me when im married)

“explainlikeimdive” (michael phelps style)

“explainlikeimknife” (fucked up edgy version)

“explainlikeimmive” (i’ll let you figure that out out. it’s a real brain teaser.)

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Was feeling bad today and I didn’t know why.

Then I ate rigatoni and now I feel better.

The problem was that I hadn’t eaten rigatoni.

#rigatoni

it’s so funny to me that the castilian spanish title for bojack horseman is just ‘La Programa Sad Horse’, fully independent of the meme among the english speaking fandom.

#bojack horseman #sad horse

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