❝This isn't a fucking fairytale ❞

Timothy Olyphant as himself on The Grinder 1.08

“What? Why? It’s hard enough to keep one bathroom clean, why would we need another one?”

“Why? It’s ‘cause the bathroom is the new subject the twins picked up to provoke each other this month. Besides, why you even complaining about cleaning, Hasik? Nine out of ten times I’m the one doing all the cleaning here.”

“Oh boy. They find another reason every week. If they fight over the car next time we get a new one?” He rolled his eyes and ran his fingers through his hair. “Damn it, Laine, I have to do the installation, new tiles, new drain system. You know that this will be a lot of work... and money, right? And I’m complaining because the one time I have to do cleaning is more than enough.”

“Happy = a cuddle with DaliJ“

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How To Make A Blackberry Smash [Featuring Timothy Olyphant] ★

“I do love you. But you expecting me to be creative while I’m this horny you wasting your time. Or maybe not…” He sighs in content at the feeling of Hasik’s hands on his skin then lets his hand slide from the other man’s neck down his shoulders and chest. “I want to fuck you, honey. Right here against the wall…but first I’ll suck you off…a little bit.” He grins as his hands start to work on his boyfriend’s belt and pants.

“I expect you to be creative because you’re this horny.” Hasik wiggled his eyebrows and Laine and laughed softly, still stroking and gently scratching his lover’s back. That lean curve he loved so much. Though his attention was soon captured not only by Laine’s very appealing words but also his hands on his belt. Damn.. “You know how to make a man horny. Cause let me tell you something: nothing is hotter than you on your knees. With my dick in your mouth. Alright... you got me!”

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