Just Another Useless Lesbian

hi so a customer spilled their water all over the floor at work today n while i was cleaning it i said “water situation we’re in haha” but they didnt laugh at all n now i wish i didnt say anything

I fucking called this shit THE SECOND I LEFT THE THEATRE.

me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess

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Just heard a kid say “you’ve opened a can of worms, now lay in it.” More effective and terrifying than the originals tbh. 

february lasted 8 years but march is already half over even though it started 3 days ago

Lol

Lol. Must watch hella funny

Omg never gets old

How the fuck did he do that …

Mans a s class ninja

This is extremely satisfying

I hope that whenever I’m in a creepy situation, I channel this woman.