They gotta hear the leash

i wish i could show this to my dog so we could have a good laugh

For anyone feeling lost.

Broken things are often the most beautiful. Just as I’ve found those who have been broken to be the most beautiful, the most caring, and the most brilliant.

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

shut up @ people who still say “science side of tumblr”

Science side of tumblr why is this man so salty

Osmosis