aloha

what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

tobey maguire or andrew garfield 

i thought this said spider man please ignore me

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

Some people are too good for this world

morning affirmation while i look at myself in the mirror: i will be normal about succession today

you can literally feel your brain become fully developed at age 25 btw. i was dumb as shit before then. i still am but in different ways

No one warned me that coming into your own also includes grieving the life you were conditioned to believe you wanted.

i can domesticate him

-some ancient Egyptian staring at a cat, circa 7500BC

- Some ancient cat staring at an Egyptian, circa 7500 BC