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That’s what people who study amphibians and reptiles is called. It probably doesn’t help that they’re name is often shortened to herpe. What kind of drug? What does it do?

Do people think about terms they give to some jobs? Gosh. It’s a pill, and it gives you a rush of excitement.

Do you think you can handle a two year old and a premie?

Mhm. Just let me know if there’s anything I have to do specifically or if they’re allergic to anything, y’know, that stuff.

I’m aware you’re not a herpetologist, Ki, but I thought maybe you’d know! But..what’s ecstasy? That sounds scary.

Herpetologist -- really? Sounds more like someone who studies herpes. It’s a drug, so don’t do it.

Are you gonna watch Mase and Hayden for me?

If you want me to, I don’t mind. I love kids.

Question. If I say ‘hey now’ do you think of ‘you’re an all star’ or ‘this is what dreams are made of’? This is super important and will effect our friendship if the wrong answer is said.

I think more of the first one.

Do you think frogs croak in different accents according to their decent?That, and what does it mean when someone asks you to “pop some molly”? It’s thoughts like these that keep me up at night.

I’m not a... -- whatever studies frogs, so, I dunno. It means to take ecstasy.

I’m in Vegas with a newborn and an almost two year old. At least we’re stopped at the most kid-friendly place in town.

Are you still gonna hit up the casinos? 

Come on, I really want to see you in those ridiculous shoes again. It’d really make my day, especially if you let me take pictures. One day won’t screw up your flawless record, Haz.

No. I don’t even own them anymore. I wouldn’t trust you with those photos. You don’t know that, I’m not risking it.

I’d like to see you bring back those terrible purple sneakers, mate. I’d absolutely love that.

Absolutely not. I think I’ll stick to my boots. Can’t be the most stylish man alive if I’m seen in those things ever again.