I Can Buy and Sell You

but on a non lewd note its actually really fucking cold kill me.

Perhaps it's time to stop galavanting around in the nude then, hm? You have clothes, use them.

Let me rephrase that. You're embarrassing ME.

anyone else here nama jeff

No. In fact, I’m about seventy five percent certain your name isn’t even ‘jaff’.

hi harrington guess what

my nama jaff you piece of shit fucking fight me behind the school on this

Ugh. Would you stop that? You're embarrassing yourself.

anyone else here nama jeff

No. In fact, I’m about seventy five percent certain your name isn’t even ‘jaff’.

hi harrington guess what

anyone else here nama jeff

No. In fact, I'm about seventy five percent certain your name isn't even 'jaff'.

Accidently type Derby as Dirtby ONCE…

Just turn off your autocorrect if it's such a big issue, I don't see the need to complain, there are plenty of solutions to your problem.

There is a young man standing outside my home screaming obscenities. What have I missed here?

Too much. That’s what you missed.

Perhaps some things are better left unseen.

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.