honorary mccall-lahey

I’ll even get you one of those frozen Baja Blast thingies.

That will definitely help.

Nope. Goodbye. You’re no longer my twin.

Dag nabbit. What if I bring you Taco Bell?

...That might help.

I have to babysit for the neighbors tonight. This isn’t fair. I don’t deserve to have to go through this torture.

You have to babysit and I’m taking a roadtrip to the beach with my boyfriend. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Joking, of course. Love me?

Nope. Goodbye. You're no longer my twin.

Oh and also,

I shouldn’t to take it since I’m your daughter.

You being my daughter just makes my expectations higher. Meaning, you better get an A. Or I don’t know who’s kid you are.

What if I get an A-? Will I be disowned?

I shouldn't to take it since I'm your daughter.

Yes. And when you get lowered into the ground, it will rain blue glitter from the ceiling.

Will a disco ball come out too?

Duh. 

And play the space jam theme song on repeat the entire time.

Okie dokie

You better not fuck this up or I'll come back and haunt you.

I feel like I’m dying. Someone make sure my funeral is kickass.

It will have glitter and Fall Out Boy.

Will my coffin crowd surf it's way into the ground?