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The overreacting Watermelon was being melondramatic..

#;;A Little Laughter;;#((omfg I'm))#((I feel like Àki would call Ro a watermelon sometimes))#((just so he can use this joke when he's being disagreeable))

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just-six

I can’t remember my brother’s voice.

six word story // the-10th-lancer

#;;Heavy is the Head;;#;;It Should've Been Me;;#((oh look a Ro tag))

hxrmonian

@harmoniousjoke

Groans and lies his head down on the desk. He’s too tired to deal with this.

“Àki, please, a person can only handle so many of your jokes in one day before losing their mind.”

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--- “Oh, I see. So, does this mean that this is---” He picked up a straw, staring at Ciro with almost a wistful expression on his face.

--- “The last straw?”

#hxrmonian #((fuCKING))

--- “Tried to figure out why the sun is so bright, but it was way over my head."

#open rp #((playing Godville and got this gem I'm))

--- “I hope you're at least half the man you hoped you would be."

#idealiist #((not exactly an arm pun BUT))

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All hail live the king of puns, losers.

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--- “Co-king of puns.”

#idealiist #((-snorts-))

Electric types aren't just happy, they're ecSTATIC.

Send my muse a pun. Or five. Goal? There is none. Just do it.

--- “Well, it’s good there’s still something left, and at least you’re all right now!”

#idealiist #ask

Why did the man have to break into song? He couldn't find the key.

Send my muse a pun. Or five. Goal? There is none. Just do it.

--- “Do you need directions to the second hand shop?”

#idealiist #ask

I tried to tell a joke to the mailman, but it didn't go over well. I guess it was all in the delivery.

Send my muse a pun. Or five. Goal? There is none. Just do it.

--- “You know, I think you’re good enough to become my right-hand man.”

#idealiist #ask

What do you call a phanphy that doesn't matter? Irrelephant. (I HOPE UR READY FOR THIS.)

Send my muse a pun. Or five. Goal? There is none. Just do it.

--- “Trying to beat me one single-handedly?”

#idealiist #ask

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memexauxqueen

Send my muse a pun. Or five. Goal? There is none. Just do it.

#((always))

--- “Okay, but a book just fell on my head. I guess I've only got myshelf to blame.

#open rp #((pUNS))

hxrmonian

His eyes blur with tears, leaning into his brother’s embrace. So overjoyed, he can’t help but laugh. Maybe he wasn’t the first to turn up alive in this time, but no matter how much Ciro loved his friends, Àki was the first of his family.

“I–I thought I would never see you again…”

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--- His hold on Ciro tightened, as if he was afraid he would disappear any second. “I--” He had to take a few moments to speak past the lump in his throat. “I’m so sorry---” He should have protected him better. After all, that’s what he was supposed to do-- he was the oldest.

#hxrmonian

--- Could---- could it be? He doesn’t even take more then a moment to think about it, and his arms suddenly wrap around the younger and hold him close. He can feel himself shaking just slightly, hardly believing what he’s seeing, what he’s feeling.

--- “Ciro---”

#hxrmonian #((one reunion thread))#((uvu))

br-e-a-t-h-e

#;;A Little Laughter;;

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--- “Making puns is not as hard as you think, trust me. Come on, there's no Shaymin trying."

#open rp #((ALL THE PUNS))

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— “A Ponyta is a very stable animal.”

fusionbolts-archive

“We couldn’t fit the Amoongus inside; there wasn’t mushroom.”

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--- “When the Miltank have birth, it didn't just give cream; it was de-calf-inated."

#idealiist #((I don't care of I don't have icons))#((PUNS WAIT FOR NO MAN))

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