Harlow Baines

Jeez, you sure are optimistic today.

I try. 

… I wouldn’t want you sleeping in my cell anyways. 

Aw, look at that-- must've hurt the poor baby's feelings.

How do you sleep for so long without getting a headache? I mean, there’s also the eating factor…

Headaches are no problem for me. Food, on the other hand, is a bit trickier. I've snuck out a few times to eat, but when it comes down to it, it's not as if I can starve down here.

What’s edible around here?

Not much. Pizza's not as bad as it could be.

What brought you out of your cage this time? In need of beverages to — not be sober? Wow, I’m sorry. My wording is completely off today.

No worries. Not like mine's ever any better.

Well, you could 'be out of your cage' and spend more time in mine.. 

Thanks for the offer, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to decline.

What’ve you been doing in there for so long? I can’t imagine what occupied you.

For the most part... sleeping, if I'm completely honest. Talking to people wears me down. I'd been doing quite a lot of it, for quite a while.

So you have history, not really socializing?

S'pose you could say that. Not really one to enjoy the company of others, so long as I'm sober.

For something so cynical, you do make that sound very poetic.

I s'pose I'll take that as a compliment?

I’m sure a bit of socialization every now and again won’t be so bad.

Meh. Being alone's far less tiresome than forcing myself to converse with those who roam the halls of Hell. 

Finally get too bored of looking though your cell bars?

Couldn't fall back t'sleep. Decided to head out to try to find somethin' edible.

I don’t really understand how some people can just stay in their cells for so long.

[She shrugs.] Practice makes perfect. Not as if I did much back in the days of Earth anyway.