Name: Harlee
Age: 22
Gender/Pronouns: Fem, she/her
Whereabouts: Philippines/Asia; GMT+8
Interests: Writing, Drawing, Singing, and Gaming
About: I read and write fanfiction for various fandoms. This blog is solely for my Hazbin Addiction where I write various scenarios with the cast. I followed HH when they were still cleaning up pilot teasers, first one I watched was Angel Dust! I also followed HB when pilot came out. I also draw as a hobby. :)
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Home is where my Heart is; (series)
Cannibal Chef (collection)
EGOCENTRIC (series)
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Tainted Dove (collection)
Dear Baby, (series)
MASTERLIST ONESHOTS/IMAGINES
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Mine, All Mine (oneshot)
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Icarus (oneshot)
Sly (oneshot)
Can we? (oneshot)
Alastor Fanfictions:
Solace (oneshot)
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Headcannons for Season 2 (drabbles)
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Dancer!Reader (hh x reader) (imagine)
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Hi, Iâm the person who sent that Alastor request about the nightmares/trauma. I now realize that request was⌠a lot. It deals with a lot of dark subjects and I feel bad asking a stranger to write about that. You donât have to do that request and Iâm completely fine with you deleting that and this ask.
Iâm sorry for the inconvenienceâŚ
Nono its okay. I've just been busy relaxing my day off and playing deltarune. While also thinking about my experiences similar to that, and how i would want to be comforted. I'm genuinely okay with having hard conversations, i just take a lot of time thinking about it and how i would like to articulate it.
I think its also valuable to me how i can approach these topics and how like minded people can read, relate or give me pointers on how to approach hard subjects better. I'm just genuinely very into the whole self reflection thing and getting better with my own issues.
So i dont mind writing about it, thinking about it, im just worried about how i can write how genuinely feel about the subject and what i would do in that scenario. And even if it's not the same, or even vastly different from your own personal experience, I'd be happy to know that someone found a bit of comfort in words i can say too as a friend in my comfort/fluff fics. Mental health matters đ
And im grateful you've thought about how i would feel writing this request. Thank you, i hope youre doing well too. I'll put something on it and leave it in my drafts, dont be afraid to use my inbox again if you want to cancel completely or youre okay w it being posted. (might take me a while cuz i have a few updates i wanna post too lmao)
I am trying to recover from an eating disorder (anorexia).
This process is proving quite difficult for me, so could you help me with any headcanons of Adam or Alastor?
I don't have the strength for many things since my health has been severely affected, and even so, I haven't reached where I wanted to be...
But I'm not going to sink any deeper into this damn disease!! Therefore, reading headcanons about it would help me a lot!
You can choose whether you want to play Adam or Alastor (or both if it's not too overwhelming).
thank you very much for your attention, I wish you all the best đЎ
Hi!! I'm so sorry it took me this long to make this. I've been away, but I'm happy and proud of you and your on-going recovery! Here's one i cooked up! Please correct me if I depicted things incorrectly or may have approached it in a very unhelpful way!!
You've been crumpled up on the couch watching bad television. Everyone was busy doing their own thing that it was just you, the tv, bugs and the occasional Nifty that comes to kill them.
Suddenly, every channel you switched to were all food commercials and Cannibal Chef's Cooking Show.
You groan and shut the stupid thing off before throwing the remote away. You didn't realize the time flying away as you stayed in a daze.
You only come to when Alastor comes into frame and touches your cheek. "Hi," you croaked from your parched lips.
He observes you intently. You close your eyes as anxiety bubbles up as you expected him to tell you off for not eating, looking at you with disappointment. You could only swallow the lump in your throat as the shame started to swell up.
Contrary to your expectations, he only apologizes for his next actions. He waves his staff away and carries you in his surprisingly strong but lanky looking arms.
You watch him carefully, for any signs of your fears, but only be met by a squinting smile before swiftly walking to his room with a diddy tune.
When you could finally relax, you let your head fall on his chest while you listened to the humming rumble through his chest falling into deep sleep.
After a good nap, you wake up to the savory smell that wafted through the air. You didn't even catch yourself walking towards Alastor's figure dressed in an apron over his red dress shirt, that was cooking some kind of soup. But whatever it was, it riled up your appetite.
"You're up just in time. I made one of my favorite homemade momma-approved gumbo," he announces as he sits you down at a counter. He chuckles, "It's her recipe. She was quite strict about her cooking program. I finally got her approval when I was 14."
I looked so appetizing that you caught yourself only after you realized you finished the whole bowl.
You immediately freeze, setting your spoon down with a clatter. Your hands felt clammy, sweat pierced down your back. You didn't realize you were shaking as you stood up from your seat and the legs on the chair scrapes the floorboards.
"I- I-uhm, t-thank you v-very much for the meal," you thank him with your quivering voice making it really noticeable for him of your change in demeanor, "I... I have to go now."
"Now hold on now," Alastor disappears to his shadow and catches you in his arms in front of you, "You can't possibly leave without me hearing about your thoughts on the meal."
You shiver and tuck your lips between your quivering teeth. You couldn't trust yourself to speak, you couldn't even imagine how stupid you look right now.
"Hey now, big deep breaths for me," he instructs you, guiding you as you copied him, only making you breakdown mid process.
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to show myself like this," you sobbed trying to wipe your tears, "I thought I was better. I thought I was getting better.â
He huffs, not in disappointment, not in anger. He huffs with a hint of a chuckle. He just couldnât help but find you endearing despite your crying. He knows itâs a serious issue, one he canât empathize with, but he canât help but be nice to his favorite person.
âItâs alright, sweetheart. Iâm not scolding you. You shouldnât be hard on yourself either,â he answers, âI just wanted you to feel comfortable. I wanted you to feel normal about having a meal with me. As friends would do and THAT is definitely not me saying that youâre being a nuisance that I canât have a normal meal with me. So DO NOT worry your fuzzy little head.â
Your lips formed into a pout as he had you figured out. Your anxiety did calm down because of his help. He kept talking while he cradled you in his arms while you were now on the floor, his back leaned against a cabinet.
Talking is one of his strong points and he never seemed to run out of stuff to talk about. Heâs got you to the point where you were laughing to his silly stories and hand gestures, then you could finally calm down.
After a while, you both settled down with your head leaning on his chest and his chin on it.
âListen, we can go slow. It doesn't have to be an immediate thing,â he assures you so genuinely it made your heart full. Of course, he had to add something to make you feel better, âAfter all, I still need you to critique my cooking and see which one you love the most.â
You laugh, âThat would take so long. I saw how think that recipe book looked like.â
He chuckles and squeezes you closer, âWe have all the time in the world now.â
A/n: lmao this aint ending in the next chapter-- whoopsies; btw, i wont be following 1-to-1 of season 2. i just got fed up w it tbh im making my own season 2 for egocentric if you dont like it them im sorry, but i hope you like my iteration a try tytytyty
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Just another sweaty day in hell as always for its residents. Stupid fucks roaming and clucking around like pathetic chickens. Canât be any worse than this.
âPour me another one, cunt! Yeah, YEAH! Thatâs what Iâm talking about!â
You mused at how easy it was to fuel a kingâs ego such as Mammonâs. If it werenât for you trying to curry up favor from them, youâd be also in the ring of pride, rotting away and being tied to the mundane life of a sinner such as yours.
âWow, would you look at that. Iâve never seen him this high since a millennia ago,â a honeyed voice juts in through your thoughts. âHere I thought he was âtoo goodâ for my parties.â
You laugh at her poor attempt of recreating his accent. The ice in your glass jingles from the motion as you reacted to her.
âWe havenât gotten together like this in a while, of course, Lucifer still wonât talk to us,â Asmodeus sighs mournfully.
âHmm, Iâve been working on that. Iâll have him over in the parties by next one,â you reply confidently drawing out your most charming smile to the King of Lust himself.
âIâll be looking forward to it then.â
He glides next to the sleeping Belphegor. Satan struts in boastfully, sauntering over to you as you give him a proper bow of greeting. Beelzebub passes by him with a light punch on the shoulder as a greeting and sits next to the two other kings of hell.
âGreetings to you, King Satan. An honor of mine to have you to my parties once again,â you greet him which earns you a smug smile from him.
âIndeed. Iâm not one to enjoy parties often but given how much praise my brothers and sisters gives them. One canât help but be curious,â he replies with a low tone, âWell done.â
âThank you, your majesty,â you not even hiding the proud smile on your face.
 âIâve heard you have a lot of information in your hands. I might ask you for a few of those,â he tells you grabbing the bottle from the serverâs tray.
âCall me anytime for my services,â you reply handing him your personally crafted transmission crystal.
He hums in delight while leaving you, he had been wanting one of your devices after being teased by his siblings for the lack of it. You sold a lot of valuable goods and services, stretching across all the rings of hell with superior quality to them, and with your line of work, you surprisingly have a lot of ethics to your company.
âMaâam, we discovered a mole inside the Pride Ring Branch. We extracted him to HQ, we finished procedure and are awaiting your orders,â Elijah whispers into your ear carefully.
âIt seems Iâm needed elsewhere. Please enjoy yourselves!â you announce clearly, motioning your men to serve more meals and drink for your VVIPs to enjoy.
With a wave of your hand, a portal opens up directly to HQâs interrogation room. There sat limply a red figure against the chair, drool dripping unto the floor.
âKeir, Imp from Ring of Greed. A rat associated with the Goetia clan. He mustâve heard the âleakâ about the magic nullification serum, he was lurking around lab room at the branch,â Elijah reports promptly.
âGood. We need to weed out these pests. Chip him and return him. Fry his brain after we wring out the information out of him and owners,â you ordered to which Elijah nods and motioned his men to push the imp out.
âElijah~â his head snaps in your direction as he hears you while you looked at him with your arms crossed and a sly smile plastered on your lips, âremember to take a break. If you donât, Iâll take it as insubordination.â
He breathes out a laugh, âI will as soon as I finish with important matters and handover to Damien.â
âGood!â
âMadam, Mister Alaââ
âWeâre fine! We can talk to her instead. Sweetcheeks~, are ya home~?â
âRude.â
âAl! Vince! I missed you,â you greet cheerfully as you skipped towards them and giving them a kiss.
âI called you first, but yaâ call Al first? Youâre the rude one,â Vox complained only shutting up when your lips met his tingly ones.
âYou know Iâm the favorite,â Alastor quips with a smug ass grin as he holds the small of your back while you nuzzle into his skin.
âOh, you know I love you equally~â you dismiss them all the while youâre clung onto Alastor placing kisses on his cheeks.
Vox merely stares and points at you both indignantly before crossing his arms and harrumphs. You laugh and walk closer to him. You glide your finger underneath the edge of his face which makes him melt and turn to putty into your touch which you laugh at and kiss him passionately. He places his hands on your waist and pushes your bodies together.
Alastor on the side looks rolls his eyes before separating the two of you making the tv-head growl, which makes Alastor happy. You giggle at the attention and ask, âSo, how have the two of you been while I was away.â
âMmm, productive. Youâve been away for too long, my love,â Vox whines holding your hand, âVisit us more often. Alastor is not very entertaining when heâs sticking too close with that hotel of his.â
âRight, the hotel. Alastor, I heard that Lucifer stays there now?â
âBegrudgingly so,â he answers humming, and looks to the side with half lidded eyes as he reminisces.
âHm! Then, Iâll be staying over more often then. I do have some business with him. Thank you for this opportunity, my deer,â you said lustrously brushing his ear making him twitch and tense against you.
After he dipped head for a kiss, you pull away from him and turn to Vox, âDid you get what I asked for Vince?â
âOf course I did. What do you take me for?â he scoffs and hand you one of his tablets from under his coat pocket. You gratefully took it from him and kissed his cheek. You opened a portal to your room and took Voxâs hand and led him to a chair, him sitting on it while you sat on his lap. Alastor followed closely behind and rummage through your liquor stache.
âCarmilla Carmine has been investing a lot into retrieving angelic weapons after the little tryst at the hotel. Itâs causing a concern on Overlords. They donât show it but theyâre unsure of what Carmillaâs next moves would be. Of course, the other Veeâs donât know any about this. I have talked to older overlords like Zestial, Maestro and the others, theyâre mostly the ones talking about it with mixed reviews. Everyone else is too busy blasting each otherâs ass to notice,â Vox reports while playing with your ears, hair and shoulders.
âWhat? Do they think sheâs planning something like an uprising? Now thatâs entertainment!â Alastor comments pouring 3 glasses of hard liquor.
âNo,â you say firmly, âWe are not involving Heavenâs matter into ours, nor will we put ours onto them. They donât even know what happens here and if we launch a surprise attack thereâs no telling what kind of repercussion will come with that. If they believe they can be redeemed, let them. That kind of belief does nothing to us.â
I wave my hand outward the tablet and let digital image play out in projection in front of us. Pictures of the Princess of Hell and an Angel from Heaven heatedly talking to a High Seraphim, a redeem snake-like sinner, the Seraphim and a golden hue talking, and various other images of heaven.
âLook, theyâre clearly unaware and dangerously vulnerable against all and any attacks. We can even access all their technology so simply because they are so sure that nothing would come of harm to them. These Seraphims have been lenient for the most part, and as far as our intel can tell us, only this High Seraphim was the one that allowed the exterminations. If they let an order from one person of this scale go unnoticed for almost a decade, what security do we have if they colluded to eradicating our very existence in an unprecedented scale? Therefore, I canât allow itâI wonât.â
Both their expressions turn grave as you carefully explained your reason to them. Your expression turns for the worse as an internal debate begins, but ultimately you come clean.
âListen, 8 years ago right after Alastor disappeared. I learned and figured out a lot of things with my connections. I know about the deal you have with Rosie,â you look at Alastor whose eyes widen and smile stiffen, âI also heard rumors about her plan behind this. I can help you find a way out of this, Al.â
âIâve been keeping my hands to myself all these years, itâs about time I have my powers back,â he says standing, bowing and kissing your palm, âso, what do you already know?â
âI heard about you already having a contract with Rosie prior to being placed in hell. Something about the power you mentioned. Rosie has a plan for you thatâs why you were gone. Remember someone who also disappeared coincidentally also 8 years ago?â
â.. Lilith,â Vox answers.
âRight. What did she preach about?â
âResistance against the executions?â
âWrong. People are slowly forgetting but it was never about the executions, executions started right after she disappeared. She preached about resisting Heavenâs entire existence and their prejudiced ways.â
âWhat does that have to do with Rosie?â Â
âI think Rosie is trying to achieve something through Alastorâs influence in hell just like Lilith, thatâs why she hid him when the exterminations started to protect him. I donât know for what exactly but Iâm sure I can find more information in the right places. So, what do you want to do Al?â you asked him eyes looking straight into his as he was lost in thought for a moment before opening his mouth.
âWe need to make Vox be âthe strongest sinnerâ in hell,â he announces.
âItâs a clear and simple method to break my contract with her. Youâre right on all accounts, but neither I know what her aim exactly is,â he explains while fiddling with his broken staff.
âWhat?â
âMake me do what?â
âBut why does it have to be me?â Vox asked incredulously.
âBecause I wonât let (Name) be directly under the eye of Heaven,â Alastor answers unyieldingly, âThat would put her in a difficult position considering that sheâs the only sinner who has been granted access all throughout the rings of hell unknown to those angels. If they figure out what sheâs been doing in the background, hell will be upturned. At worst, sheâll be killed, permanently.â
Vox sweats understanding the severity of the situation heâs under. He scratches his head frustratingly and nods, âFine, fine. I got it. So, whatâs our game plan.â
You beam at him and look at Alastor who also nods in approval with that Cheshire-like smile of his.
if yall havent seen baasik and black gryphon's new music video for INSANE, you should.
This is a frame i screenshot from it and this was exactly what i imagined cannibal!reader to see in my very first imagine my gosh bro. The animators and team did such a great job with the song and video go watch!! also, i'm still working on EGOISTIC man... i made it the plot too thick--
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a/n: RELEASE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also we're gonna be wrapping this up. probably in 2-4 chaps depending if writers block doesnt eat me alive.
word count: 1500+
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 âUgh,â you groaned wholeheartedly as you threw your phone back over the pillow.
You turned over to your side to be greeted by kisses.
âHave you been awake the whole time?â
âJust before you did,â he replies before pulling an annoyed smile, âand Iâm assuming that wasâŚâ
âYup. Vox,â you sighed.
âIâm sure, he can handle a few more minutes by himself?â Alastor whispers as he pulls you in closer.
--
âUh where the fuck is he,â you mutter looking on top of one of your buildings, squinting over the area to look for explosions or screaming then taking out your phone and called Vox, not even a second later he replied.
âWHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?â he yelled over the static speaker of the phone.
âFell back to sleep,â you lied bluntly, âNow, where are you?â
âWHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN--!!â BOOM!
âFound him,â you say as you looked over to the explosion on your left.
You ripped open a portal on the floor and gestured to Alastor, âAfter you mâlord.â
He rolls his eyes and sweeps you off your feet then jumps into the portal with you in his arms. You appear above Vox with Alastor kicking the perpetrator on the way down. He sets you down as you profiled the guy.
âHow the fuck are you getting fucked by this loser?â you ask tilting your head looking at the shark fiend.
âThatâs pretty disappointing, Vox,â Alastor laughs craning his head at the TV head.
Vox growls and yells, âHe put some shit in my drink! I couldnât use my powers!â
The shark fiend flinches at the glint in your after you were told the information.
âThatâs interesting,â you say approaching him. He started to run only to be stopped by Alastorâs shadows that held him down. You aimed your fist at him, effectively knocking him out. You yanked him by the back of his collar and threw into a portal.
âInvestigate him. He had his hands on the magic nullifier,â you instruct Elijah who nodded and took the shark with him.
You turned around and witnessed the two fighting. Again.
ââso incompetent without us,â Alastor teases.
âIf I hadnât been drugged, I would have handled it all on my own!â Vox retorted angrily.
âBut you didnât!â Alastor egged on, âYou had US to clean up after you.â
âWhy Iââ âOk, thatâs enough. Youâre embarrassing me,â you stopped them grabbing their coats and pulling them into the portal with you before they let the entirety of hell witness their petty squabble. Even without looking at the both of them, you just know had his shit eating grin and Vox growling at him.
After all of you got seated in a private lounge, you finally asked Vox.
âSo, what happened?â you asked him seriously making him feel unnerved to feel the hostility from you, not to mention he fucked up yesterday too, âNo excuses.â
âWell, after meeting you I went to meet with another overlord to ask him the same things because I told him I couldnât get your support. He told me heâll give someone a call and told me to have a drink, and then next thing I knew Iâm running across the city,â he explains.
You hummed in thought, you brushed it for later after Elijah gives you his research on it. You looked up them, suddenly rushing with familiar emotions. Memories from 40 years ago overlapping with the scene making me your lips tug into a melancholic smile.
âSince I finally got the both of you in the same room,â you started as you walked away from your seat and stood in between them, âHow about we talk some stuff over. Hell, itâs been 30 years. I donât want to go through another 30 or so.â
You dig through your dimension pocket for some liquor, âIâm telling you this now, but Iâll probably leave Pentagon City.â
Both their head turn to you in shock both saying âWhat?â in varying tones.
âYeah. I got an extremely rare opportunity,â you smiled, âso, if I were to accept his deal, I want to at least know that the both of you wonât actually kill each other when Iâm not here anymore.â
âA deal, sweetheart?â Alastor first breaks the pause that filled the air.
âYeah. A few...â you pause acting coy, âSins of Hell have reached out to me personally. They wanted me to continue my business in the other rings of hell.â
âThatâsâ! Amazing, doll! B-but thenâ,â Vox exclaims enthusiastically before deflating like a balloon.
âYeah. I wonât be hanging around here anymore,â you told them solemnly before switching back to annoyed playful tone, âand thatâs why I need the two of you to make up already~!â
The two looked at each other before Alastor rolls his eyes, which makes Vox look back at you wide eyes and gesturing with his hands âare you seeing this?â before getting into a verbal brawl. Which turns into fist fighting not even 20 minutes later, and thatâs me being generous.
You just watched them with a deadpan face as chaos fell upon you from the problem that you created.
âI just wanted them to talk it out, but I guess this is one way to get it out of their system,â you thought with a blank stare into nothingness as you took a sip from your cup as a chair flies over your head along with other objects from this room. Although, it was impressive that they have kept you safe even with the uproar they caused.
After a few hours, they finally settled down with collapsing on the ground while Alastor was leaning on the wall his ass on the floor.
âI just wanted to be something! I wanted you to acknowledge me!â Vox wheezed almost breaking out into a sob from how fatigued he was.
âWhy canât you get it into your thick skull that we did acknowledge you! Itâs just neither (name) nor I want to be partners with you,â Alastor heaved gripping his injured abdomen, âListen, Vox. Iâll only say it once so never let me remind you ever again. We never wanted to cut ties with you but you pestered us with the idea, You were the one that fooled us and got us blown up inside that warehouse.â
âI didnât do it! It was those bastards that planned it. They told me if I would do them that a favor, they would grant me all the support that they could give,â Vox defended, âI apologized, okay?!â
Alastor gives him an unimpressed look and replied, âYou are a moron for falling for it. Tell that to (name)âs severed finger and burns she had to suffer because of you.â
Vox looked at you distraught and looked down in shame before telling you, âI am very deeply sorry, for hurting you. I didnât know my actions would cause this much harm on you. I really am stupid.â
âDamn right,â Alastor whispered.
You looked at your friend amused at how he was owning up to his mistakes and squatted above his head then replying and tapping his screen, âI forgive you, so stop furrowing your eyebrows. Youâll get wrinkles.â
Your joke dumbfounded him making confused sounds making you laugh, âAfter all these years you still fall for it.â
âSo, just to make things clear now. Alastor and I donât hate you, so please stop fighting us every time we meet. Alastor will (try) be more friendly with you, but he will still ragebait your ass, so itâs your own fault if you fall for it. Lastly, I will give you support, as long as the reason why you need it aligns with my ideals,â you gave a run down, âNo deals, no promises. Just, friends making up. Cool?â
âFine with me,â Alastor agrees, standing up from his spot and walks towards you.
Vox gets up too as he walks to the group and gives you a smile, âCool.â
You finally break into a hug grin as you sling your arms over the two of them like old times.
âFucking finally! I thought I would have to die and the two of you still fighting each other,â you exclaimed.
You break away and open the door. You look back at them as if you forgot to bring something and announce, âBy the way, I lied. Iâll still visit Pentagram City after I accept the deal. I have to meet with them to finish up the deal, toodaloo~!â
Alastor breaks into a smitten smile, âOoh, we got played. Clever girl.â
Vox looks at him then at your figure that walked out the door comically, âYeah, you two are definitely fucking.â
Alastor looks back at him, and answers by giving a tight-lipped smile and half lidded eyes. He disappears into the shadows making Vox yell out.
First and foremost, I have the right to not take a request. So, if your request hasnt shown up within 2 months. You can safely assume I didn't take it and you can just give me different type of requests.
I am MAINLY an Alastor x reader/oc and Lucifer x reader/oc fanfiction writer. Though, I do write for other characters platonically and/or romantically, I don't mind.
I also write on the more feminine side, as I do integrate myself and my own experiences into my work to have that immersion. As I try to write in a more neutral route of using "you" in third person. I can't help if I use she/her pronouns. If that isn't your cup of coffee, then it's okay I'm not going to force you to live through my eyes.
I will write: fluff/wholesome, angst, yandere, platonic, romantic, suggestive media but i'm not yet ready to commit to the smut :'D
These can be written as drabbles, oneshots and/or full fics and can even become a short series depending on how much I like it or by popular demand.
uhhh i cant think of anything else atm. but i will definitely add more when i stumble into something. but for now please keep them in mind <3 thank you! i hope yall have a nice day!
Could you please write headcanons about what it would be like to be in a relationship with Alastor at the current point in the series?
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Headcannons for Season 2
alastor x gn!reader
hmmmmmm lemme think. here's my word puke:
after the fight with the exorcists, alastor has been a lot more irritable than usual. might be because his pride hit a huge blow for getting wrecked by a very old and powerful angel.
you were assured that he would be fine but look at him now. grumbling and muttering about his condition and broken staff
you did warn him if he lashes out on you, you wouldnt forgive him. i dont think he ever will but it was just a precaution and a reminder that you wont tolerate bullshit. people in hell are already annoying as it is.
so acted he more of a kitten with you. grumbling away as you had him on your lap as you petted his head listening to him ramble on.
you would switch between combing his hair in your hands, rubbing his ears or mindlessly trailing your fingers on his antlers. and the moment that you stop he glares at nothing and places your hand back on his head.
(it was very cute that you didnt mind it... until it went on for 6 hours, it was amazing how you didnt crack after 3)
after deciding to meet rosie, you let him be as you witnessed charlie's mental spiral. her coping skills were admittedly horrible from your standpoint but you respected her and trusted her partner Vaggie to help her with it.
when you learned that Alastor was with the Vees, you didnt hesitate to find him at V Tower, which surprised everyone how the fuck you got up here so fast and with no one really putting a stop to you.
alastor assures you (once again) that he has a plan and ushers you to leave and promising to see you soon.
you could only scoff and feel both angry and worried about him after last time. but nonetheless, you trusted him and let him do his own thing.
when you finally met him again was when you were invited to Vox's party or whatever.
after witnessing him breaking out of two of his deals, you were madly impressed. and tbh, that was hot.
but seeing him fight was the most attracted you've been with him. there's just something about him fighting that really got you going. that or youre just insanely biased towards him.
after saving hell from the massive weapon of destruction, the both of you went back to the hotel together living your somewhat blissful lives.
he was in a much better mood after his staff got fixed. he still hasnt told you what deal he took with rosie, all he could say was 'in due time' apparently
but one important thing to note is after acting like a little lap cat on you after months of grumbling, this has become a habit for him to seek after you and have you on your bed and have you pamper him.
he would be rambling about his day, what things he did to lucifer, things he did for the hotel, what information he came across while he was away and etc.
and to be honest, you also loved doing this for him. he's usually so cautious outside your bedroom. he's the type to let other people speak more and learn various information they'll slip to him from just observing and listening to them. so, having him turn from the listener to the yapper was your favorite.
btw do you know how you can get this cannibal radio demon to take a bath?
you've found out that he would ramble so much he wouldnt even realize that youd be putting hair clips on him. which escalated to you putting huge bows and even putting his hair in small braid.
he would ramble so so much that youve put him in the tub and washing his hair. he would only realize it after lukewarm water rolls over his head making him blink dumbfoundedly.
and, surprisingly, he doesnt mind it. he even dozes off a few times in the bubble bath.
a/n: im ngl, i didnt even think that the plot would get this far. but i dont even mind it. this works perfectly >:) (also this is doomed yaoi)
BTW, I FORGOT TO MENTION THIS ISNT IN THE SAME TIME AS SEASON 2 I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT THIS WAS BEFORE ALASTOR DISAPPEARED LIKE 30-40 YEARS AFTER ALASTOR WENT TO HELL
word count: 1300+
WARNING: cunnilingus
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âHi, Voxie,â you tell him taking a swig at your drink and smirking, âbold of you to ask me out to my own bar, you know?â
He looks at you hesitantly, âI know, I just wanted to talk to you properly.â
You raise your eyebrow at him. You settle your drink on a coaster and took your pipe that was being offered to you by your men.
âIâm listening,â you spoke through the pipe in your mouth as Elijah, your right handman, lit the pipe for you, giving Vox your lighthearted attention.
âWell, I have been reflecting after our last fight, and I just wanted to tell you. Iâm sorry,â he says making you give him a side eye, âAfter, years of being apart from you. It just made me realize how shitty I was for taking out my anger on you because of Alastor. Iâm asking if youâll forgive me.â
A long exhale comes from you as white puffy smoke fills the air before you answer him, âI forgive you. I never really gave a shit about it personally. It was fun fighting you and you losing miserably to me, heh.â
You chuckle then you notice him curl his fists. You take another drag but this time directly puffing it onto his face.
âBut forgiveness and comradery arenât mutually exclusive, Vox,â you announce and laid back onto your vintage chaise lounge chair, âI wonât join in on what youâre planning.â
His eyes widen, as he sputters as he tries to salvage himself, âWh-what do you mean, (name)?â
You wave your hand, and Eli drops pictures and documents onto the table. Photos of him and various overlords together and documents having information about his deals with them. Asking for physical support, materials and equipment and the like.
You smirk, âI knew I wouldnât get that information out of you so dug on my own. Youâre not as clever as you think you are, Vox. Really now? What's all this for? An uprising? Thatâs mildly amusing.â
Vox snarls at you finally showing his true colors, âWhat would you know about that?â
âOh, I know a whole lot more than you'll ever do,â you reply giving him a knowing smirk that you knew pissed him off.
âOf course!â he rolls his eyes mocking you, âYouâll give Alastor the help he needs, but when I ask for the same you never do the same. Is he that much better than me?â
Your smile drops ever so slightly and reply, âRight now? Much more than usual.â
âHa!â Vox scoffs with a furious smile, âYouâre still riding his dick after all these years. You never took my side, even after all the shit that he said to me. You knew, you knew how much I wanted all of us to be a team together and yet! The both of you shunned me and I was left alone. All I wanted was to be something with you.â
Your eyes blurred with emotions before putting your pipe down, showing him youâre done being amicable as you hardened yourself, âAlastor and I knew what we wanted to be. And I respected you, you also knew what you wanted. Extremely motivated to be at the very top. You wanted a team, but it could never be with us you shouldâve known that. Even if, youâre the most ambitious out of all of us but, youâre the one that struck a knife on our backs first.â
You glare at him as you fiddled with your rings before skimming the stump that used to be your left ring finger. He hesitates his face painted with guilt and sweat.
âI think you should leave,â you snapped feeling all your repressed emotions coming back as he reminded you of what he did.
Soundlessly, he gives in and leaves. Leaving you bubbling with your own emotions. You didnât fail to notice the shadow that crawled underneath and sit next to you. You lean your head on his shoulder as he puts his hand on your waist nuzzling his face against you.
âTypical. He hasnât changed,â Alastor whispers against your skin. Noticing your eyes follow after the door that just close before sighing and putting your legs over his then curling up to Alastor, arms wrapped around him.
âHeâs gonna get himself killed with his attitude one day,â you commented annoyed.
âI still donât understand why you give him the time of day, love,â the deer replies playing with your hair.
You gave him a tsk and replied, âIâm just being selfish, and it gives me an ego that he still needs me. Happy?â
He chuckles, âEven at the cost of your own peace?â
âPsh, peace was never an option,â you answer playing with his ear that twitched from your touches.
He smirks, his breaths hitting your face your eyes darted all over his features mesmerized.
âAre you gonna kiss me or what?â you provoked him arms wrapping around his neck tighter.
His lips kissed yours gently, savoring the kiss and your taste. Not before long, your kisses turn fervent and needy. His mouth was hot making you dizzy from his kisses as it if he were devouring you.
You returned to your senses when heâs got you laying back as he was messily mouthing at your clit. You gave him a shaky sigh as you reached down to place your hands on his head and combing through his hair. Every time you would brush against his ears and antlers, he would suck harshly and claw at your thighs that left red marks over them making you moan loudly as your orgasm crashed down on you.
âSuch a pretty sound you made there,â Alastor comments making his way back to face you.
Your eyes wander over the stain left around his lips. You didnât give him a reply and only pulled him into another kiss, not minding the taste of yourself that was left on his lips. Rolling him over with you on top, sitting on his crotch minding the weight. Looking at each other with madness to claim each other.
âItâs going to be a long night, my deer.â
âMy deer!â
Alastorâs ears perk up and look over to the direction where he heard your voice. You had him invited to your bar again, so he could get all the free drinks as he could get. He thought it wasnât so bad to be friends with you. You werenât as obnoxious as the rest were and never got into his bubble unless he got in yours first. You had this exterior of a carefree person to him and Vincent but a stoic, powerful sinner to others. He respected you and became to tolerate you better.
âIâm so glad you came!â you say as you trotted to him with a skip in your step. âHigh five?â
âWouldnât miss it,â he answers halfheartedly and tapped your hand with his lightly, which still made you happy, nonetheless. You had him do little contact to get him used to your touches, which Alastor fully knows but lets you do it anyway with your harmless scheming.
âI did send someone to get Vince, but he hasnât shown up yet,â you complained as you had your coat taken for you as you sat at the bar, âGive me the usual, what about you Al?â
âIâll have the same,â he answered, âI have heard that he has been dealing with that sketchy overlord.â
âSketchy?â
âYes. I forgot the specifics but what I do know is that that one owes me a debt,â he tells me before taking a drink.
You gave him a thoughtful hum. You then notice Vince walk in as you wave him over.
âHey, doll,â he greets taking a seat and having the boy on either side of you.
âYouâre late,â you pout.
âSorry, sorry. I was just caught up on work,â he smiles unconvincingly.
You gave him a serious stare and gave him some advice, âYou better not be doing some dumb shit.â
The buzzing of your phone woke you up. Sleepily you answered it.
âI need your help!â
Hearing the familiar voice, you dropped your phone and had your face buried in your face and groaned.
âWhat the fuck did I tell you, Vince,â you reply hoarsely.
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one thing I wanna point out with the finale saying alastor HATED when vox touched him and called him a creep is that, I noticed this but I feel like a lot of other people didn't because I saw a lot of people acting like alastor was okay with vox touching him
listen closely
there's a screeching sound when vox lays his hands on his shoulders. he doesn't like it. and as someone who noticed this detail, honestly what alastor said makes sense!
that being said, did not warrant how harshly he rejected him LMAO but I did want to point that out
yeah, thats why im didnt really buy into the radiostatic ship. I totally respect yall but yeah, i believed Alastor had a genuine dislike for this guy and not the oh enemies to lovers kind of hatred. Purely one sided on Vox's end and how much he wanted Alastor's approval for everything, trying so hard to be acknowledged by him that he would end it all because he desperately wanted Alastor to look at him after being turned him away. Like i feel bad for him honestly, but yeah, i love my characters morally gray and tragic unredeemable assholes lmfao
I had an idea that I think is really good, and I Would love to see it written down in your words.
What if the reader ((Feminine), tired of her unhealthy relationship with Vox, decided to join Charlie's hotel to have a place to stay and perhaps one day be redeemed from her sins?
And then she meets Alastor and a super cute romance happens between them, and vox don't like it at all. Alastor has a genuine interest in readers, but it's not like he wouldn't enjoy provoking the vox.
I hope I'm not bothering you, and thank you for your attention đ
Solace
an alastor x f.reader fanfiction
i really like this too omg yall make such good requests that i wanna write em all
a/n: well, i didnt expect this start to be accurate of how vox would treat people. i guess this is mandatory in narcissistic traits i guess, mine was just an experience i had with it. who knew my trauma would be good source material. anyway pls enjoyyyword count: 1500+
âCan you just listen to me, please?â you ask running around after him as he wanders all over his room. Your eyebrows furrowed as he kept ignoring you and just stared at the monitors, âVincent!â
You heard glass breaking as his head slowly turns to you. âWho do you think you are?â
âI-Iâmâ!â
âYouâre nothing to me! I donât wanna hear your stupid fucking voice anymore. Get the fuck out!â
You could hear your own heart shatter while giving him eyes of pure disbelief. You knew this relationship was gonna end and you knew it was never gonna be pretty. But you waited. Wanted him to change. Wanted him to look at you the same as the first time that he saw you. But this made you really lose hope on everything. You wanted to give one last try before you finally gave up on him and you were going to leave permanently, and you finally got your answer.
You give him a strained smile with tears in your eyes. Tears freely escaped and slid down eyes as you broke off your necklace and handed it to him before leaving, âAlright. Goodbye, Vox.â
You didnât bring anything with you. You left everything you owned, your phone, jewelry. Everything. Everything that would remind you of him.
Walking down the street of Pentagram City barefooted in the pouring rain. With dreary eyes you lifted them to see a bright building on top of a hill from where you were standing.
âI donât think this weather is right for a beauty like you to walking around soaked and barefooted.â
A pair of shoes enter your field of vision that was just staring at the pavement. Raindrops stopped hitting your person, as you heard them thudding against an umbrella paired you with the chill of the air. You slowly lifted your head to see a red headed man with a weird little bob cut.
âHere. You can have this,â he says handing his umbrella to you, âI canât have a woman drenched in the rain left alone to stay in my conscience.â
You take the umbrella brushing against his own hands. After taking it, he covers your hand over with his as a little encouraging squeeze before leaving as silently as he left.
You trail after his disappearing figure before looking around and navigating where you landed yourself in. You looked on the poster on the wall that was haphazardly plastered on. It had a copious amount of glitter on it.
âHazbin Hotelâ
Yeah, you heard of this hotel. You were there when they first started advertising for the hotel in Voxâs show. It was something about rehabilitating and going to heaven or whatever. You donât even have anywhere to go anymore so might as well give redemption a shot.
Your legs lead you closer to the hotel. Your steps making little splashes as you stop at the door, mustering up your courage to knock.
You met the couple, Charlie and Vaggie, that have been very encouraging and welcoming towards you. They agreed to having you in the hotel and let you know you didnât have to join the exercises immediately and only until you felt ready to do so. You have told them about your previous relationship with the Vees for transparency and avoiding more trouble by hiding it in the future which they appreciated full heartedly.
The first week was the worst. You couldnât even get out of bed. You were filled with thoughts of what wouldâve happen differently if he had only listened to you and changed. If he would change if you stayed longer. Would he have given you his undivided attention by then?
Fortunately for you, you had Angel Dust. You were both acquainted because, after all, you were very always seen next to Vox. So, when he heard that you were in the hotel he couldnât help but wonder how you were. You struck him as an overworked, overstimulated girlfriend that would continue to say okay even though you fully werenât.
He got you out of your bed, tossed you in the bath and personally bathing your sorry figure, and put on new clothes for you. Angel then took you to the Bartender that works for the hotel too. Husk. Husk was a really sweet guy. He made you drinks that you just fit your taste. The both of them listened to you open up about you break up with Vox and the events leading up to it. They both scoffed and talked shit about Vox of course. That made you much closer to the two making it very worth it to leave your room now worth it just to talk to them.
âAlastor! Welcome back! We got a new guest while you were gone!â
Your eyes light up as you remember the familiar gait of this person. It was the same person that gave you that umbrella. You still had it in your room by your bed.
âHi. Itâs a coincidence to meet you here. Thank you for the umbrella that day,â you tell him with a small smile, âMy name is (Name).â
He offers you a handshake which you accept, âNonsense, itâs my pleasure to help. Iâm pleased to find that youâre staying here at the hotel. Iâm the host of this hotel. The name is Alastor.â
Your head tilts, thinking about why his name sounded so familiar to you, âYouâre the Radio Demon?â
âIndeed, I am!â
You looked at him with a shocked stained face. You nervously scratch your neck and comment, âWell, thatâs awkward.â He tilts his head, âThe TV Demon used to be my boyfriend. Uhm, Vox? He would always talk shit about you and stuff.â
Your eyes darted everywhere every time you meet his gaze. His smile turns a little sinister, which made you flinch. He holds out an arm out for you which you close your eyes afraid of what heâll do to you.
âOh, sweetheart. It must have been awful,â he tells you petting your shoulder.
âYouâre not mad at me? Think Iâm a spy or something?â you ask all bewildered.
âOf course not! If you were, you wouldâve been gone by now,â he replies bringing back that creepy smile of his but dropped it as fast as it arrived, âFret not. Whatever happens between him and I, or you or him, isnât relevant to our own relationship, isnât that right?â
You gave him a smile back and nodded.
After your introduction, you were stuck to Alastor the whole time. (Which made Husk and Angel a little hesitant but supported you nonetheless.) Majorly talking shit about Vox but aside from that, Alastor was a great companion to be around. You even forgotten that youâve had your heart broken by the TV head. He would ask you out on his outings. Assist in doing some menial work around the hotel and even pranking and provoking a fallen angel a few times.
However, it was all different when you finally met the man that shattered you after a few months after the breakup.
âLook what the cat dragged in,â his static voice grated itself into your ears making your heart drop and drum against your chest.
âGreetings, Vox,â Alastor calmly replies holding your shoulder protectively.
Vox merely huffs and looks at you briefly, âDidnât know youâd be the man to dig through someoneâs trash.â
Your head drops hands clutching at Alastorâs coat as he insults you blatantly. Alastor notices it and gives a subtle snarl at the man.
âOnly because you never appreciate valuable things in your life,â he mocks, âIâd rather have it all to myself than have it wither away to such a man.â
Your eyes shoot up to him with tears in your eyes as you found comfort in his words. Indeed, in the past months, you have never felt more seen and heard that you ever had in the decade you had your relationship with Vox. As your bright and jovial personality slowly withered away as you accommodated to him and his own needs. But with Alastor, it didnât matter. He would initiate, surprise you, values your thoughts, opinions like they were his own. Of course, he is much uncooperative with others but, to you, it just shows you he cares for you. That he adores youâŚ?
âAre kidding me? You like her?â Vox cackles hysterically.
You didnât even mind him anymore. You were more concerned what Alastor would say more than anyone elseâs right now. Alastor huffs with a smirk and leans into you for a kiss.
You were surprised at first but slowly melted into the kiss and closed your eyes feeling him. Meanwhile, Alastor took in your expression and had his eyes locked with Vox. Whose screen face cracked from anger as he shoots away from the scene through the cameras he had installed.
Alastor breaks the kiss and looks at your bleary eyes and a string of saliva connected to your bottom lip with his. His nonexistent heart squeezes at how cute and innocent you looked like you wanted him more.
He wipes your lip with his thumb and apologizes, âSorry, sweetheart. I just couldnât handle the sound of him talking. I thought this would be the best way to shut him up.â
You cover your lips shyly looking at him through your lashes and mutter, âItâs okay. I.. liked it.â
Alastorâs ears shoot up as his hand falls onto your waist as he asks, âMind if we continue this somewhere else?â
You gave him a nod with blush dusting your face as he holds you in his arms and takes you away from the world where they canât see you.
If that person didnât know how to love you, then heâll be the person whoâll teach you how loveable you are. <3
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Sorry for no updates in the last couple days. I'm just glad I've been out of the house and not dying inside. I'm working on a request and planning for the next chapters of EGOCENTRIC then after working on Miss Jane Doe.