GREG GRIMALDIS YOU OWE ME $15 AND I AIM TO COLLECT

Laszlo Cravensworth could have easily written and directed Goncharov but Martin Scorsese could never be able to charm an entire town with his human bartender wits and charisma and raise the money needed to save the women's volleyball team

me when i'm normal about my boss and don't want to fuck him on his desk

Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

So let me get this straight ,vegans should stop eating the food of the Mexcian long-nosed bats, because the bats need it, and instead vegans should instead eat honey, the food of bees, that their larvae need, even though the bee populations are facing ecological issues as it stands.  10/10 post, dude.

LOUDER FOR THE VEGANS IN THE BACK: use honey, not agave! Bees need your support and other animals need agave! Using honey means more bees!!

Bees are unionized, venomous, flying insects.  If they don’t want to work with you, They. Just. Leave.

is that an uncapped marker in your pocket or is your penis just eagerly bleeding beautiful vibrant hues of ink through the fabric

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

You bad bad boy. Where are mommy's nuclear launch codes

Date of origin: January 6th 2021

so glad this happened that day and literally nothing else