Hariet

Here is my contribution to the Year of the Koopaling and also Wendy Day. Guest staring two other female members of otherwise male groups in the Marioverse, all fused in the Monster Mixer for your convenience. And by ‘contributing’ I mean Beebs did all the work while I made odd decisions. Like how Pom Pom’s ‘outfit’ consists of two beads, but they are green so that’s why fusing with her turns outfits green… so if you disagree with that, remember to blame me.

“When did you two move in together? And this atrocious little number was a gift from one of my loyal subjects who, let’s just say isn’t… well, living anymore. You know one of my pet peeves is people getting rainbows wrong, but this particular mistake had a silver lining because I couldn’t choose a non-green and non-pink color for today. And rest assured, I have carefully checked the whole bow, and there is, in fact, no green anywhere.”

“When did you two move in together? And this atrocious little number was a gift from one of my loyal subjects who, let's just say isn’t... well, living anymore. You know one of my pet peeves is people getting rainbows wrong, but this particular mistake had a silver lining because I couldn’t choose a non-green and non-pink color for today. And rest assured, I have carefully checked the whole bow, and there is, in fact, no green anywhere.”

Wendy taps her foot impatiently. After a while she takes out a red marker and underlines the second sentence to Hariet.

“Oh… that? Remember three, four years ago when everyone was camping URLs like harietbroodal and broodalhariet and stuff?”

Wendy angrily replied in the negative.