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big fat masterlist
since my tags are so bad, and since a few of yous asked for it, here’s a list of all the posts on this blog for your reading convenience x

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If someone were to gather up a few of your favorite kinks from your master list and write YOU some gift porn what would be something you'd love to read (and not have to write)? Love all your filthy goodness, thanks for sharing your time with us!!
i'm so into voguing wolf cock right now
honestly love i would adore anything, i rarely have the time to read these days oof x
yous already know im down for anything & that's also true for my reading preferences, as long as it's heavily kinky i live for it x very sweet of you to ask!
Do you have a master list with links to all your fics?
well i do now x
also might post some of those old fics to ao3 over the coming days cos i'm in need of that sweet sweet validation but unable to write anything new; please don't get too excited if you see new stuff from me over there x
hey, are you doin' okay?
oi so listen,, no. but! who is, honestly.
big fat update on the state of this blog: i've never been this creatively drained. like burned at the stake, cremated, turned to ash and scattered to the winds levels of burnout. i thought i'd have a post for yous during christmas break and i Did Not and now i feel like i'll Never write a single word, ever.
that being said!! i have a few fics half to three fourths baked & the word count on those bastards is OOF--way too high to abandon them at this point, so i will fucking finish the bloody things if it kills me, good god
sorry for dippin on yous there's nothing i'd rather be doing than writing degenerate porn but alas x
Did you delete a few of your posted prompts? I’m looking for the kid!Jaskier prompt and I can’t find it. The one where Geralt gets paid to take care of him. If you did, will you be posting it on AO3?
it was removed by tumblr a while ago and somehow the rest of my blog was left alone, so i said my blessings & didn't try to get it back up x
i feel kinda iffy posting it to my ao3 though i might make a separate accnt and do it anyway? idk i liked that prompt but i dont want people coming over and mass reporting my blog, wouldn't be cute for anyone x
edit: yes i forgot about anonymous posting on ao3 what about it,,,,,
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
did this take me eight thousand years to get up for no damn good reason?? yes
does everything take me eight thousand years for no damn good reason? also yes
there is no cure

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Did you delete a few of your posted prompts? I’m looking for the kid!Jaskier prompt and I can’t find it. The one where Geralt gets paid to take care of him. If you did, will you be posting it on AO3?
it was removed by tumblr a while ago and somehow the rest of my blog was left alone, so i said my blessings & didn't try to get it back up x
i feel kinda iffy posting it to my ao3 though i might make a separate accnt and do it anyway? idk i liked that prompt but i dont want people coming over and mass reporting my blog, wouldn't be cute for anyone x
edit: yes i forgot about anonymous posting on ao3 what about it,,,,,
My dude I am having the worst morning. I was getting take out for breakfast when I misstepped and sprained my ankle, so now I’m sitting in the urgent care waiting to make sure it isn’t broken. And I dropped my food :( But! From my disaster comes an idea! Jaskier injured himself, and took something to help with the pain. It makes him all loose limbed and easy,,, and Geralt can’t help but take advantage of his drugged state. I feel like I’ve submitted this before tho >_> ignore me if I have-🐼
i am. So Fucking Sorry it took so long to get a prompt fill up, and even more sorry it took so bloody long to answer an ask from my very favourite anon. honestly love it's been so long im sure you're fine now, fuck im awful
anyway i absolutely hate every word of this (just what i'd written, the prompt was lovely) but i invested so much time in it i ought to post it anyway oof
what's the opposite of aftercare? would it be called beforecare, if geralt takes care of jaskier and then proceeds to ride him hard and put him away wet? we'll go with that x
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"Bard."
Jaskier turns to face him with an easy smile, though his eyes look somewhere beyond Geralt, fixed on a spot above his shoulder.
"Geralt," he says softly.
It's the little things that make Geralt frown in--worry worry worry--confusion. How Jaskier sits on the bed, slumped against the headboard as if he's a ragdoll thrown carelessly to the side, his usually immaculate posture forgone. How his eyes are only half-open, dull and unfocused. How Geralt's name on his lips doesn't sound quite right.
Geralt's nose itches at the faint, metallic scent of blood. It isn't as aggressive as it should be, had it been spilled on clothes or smeared over skin, but rather--
"What did you do."
I won’t yell AT you to finish your prompts but I will yell encouragingly. You can do it!!
thank you doll <3 terribly sorry for the silence, just moved into my new flat & i'm spending my free time trying to find out if my insanely hot flatmate could be gay oop
Just because I think underage Geralt needs love, too. Maybe a Witcher AU where Jaskier is one of Geralt's Witcher mentors. And he takes note of how his quiet student is filling out, the muscle packing onto his tall frame, the surprisingly big cock between his pale untouched thighs, the sweet curve of his plush ass. So Jaskier decides that he MUST train up Geralt to be his personal exhibitionist slut.
listen darling i don't know how you live your life with your brain this big?? like this is Such a good prompt i?? it got away from me and ended up a very weirdly soft d/s dynamic before i even got to the exhibitionism BUT i really would love to continue this if anyone wants to read it? idk let me know babes x
my personal hc that i hold near my heart is that canon geralt loathes all feelings cos he was a big fat emotional mess pre-trials so this is what i give you. he also, in my soul of souls, looks like henry cavill in count of monte cristo, i’m sorry to this man, i do not make the rules
witcher!jaskier stays basically the same idk what to tell u he is how he is
(u already know it's 4.5k long and on ao3 do i even have to tell u)
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As ludicrous as it sounds, Jaskier liked it better on the Path.
Kaer Morhen is terribly dull. He gets restless after a few months, holed up at the keep with nothing but their litter of whelps to entertain him. He wasn't made for a stationary lifestyle--figuratively and literally, what with the way he was torn apart and mended back together stronger, faster, more resilient; all to withstand the solitary witcher life better.
The pull of Destiny chips away at his sanity. Jaskier itches to get back out. Slay the monsters. Get his coin. Visit his favourite brothel, or any brothel at all.
"Again," Jaskier calls, disinterested, when one of the pups lets his practice sword drop and shrieks to yield. He doesn't bother learning their names; not before the trials, when most of them won't live to see spring.
Well, mostly he doesn't bother. Sometimes, though--
"Geralt, for the gods' sake. Show these useless weaklings how it's meant to be done."
👏FINISH 👏 YOUR 👏PROMPTS👏AND👏POST👏THEM👏
answering this as a callout to myself cos i'm done with a prompt but it doesn't flow very well and i desperately need to fix it & get it up jesus

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Do you actually want us to scream at you to finish prompts?
am very drunk currently but, , yeah?? i need the motivation tbh go off
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What if geralt puts jaskier’s little cock in a cage. Maybe the smell of jaskier’s lust is getting in the way of hunts, and at first it’s just a practical thing, but geralt ends up loving how desperate jaskier gets and how much he works himself up, unable to get any relief without geralt’s intervention anymore. geralt watches him trying to rub his soft little cock through the cage, whining and begging for geralt to just let him out, and pretends that he's not getting off on this too, but he iiiis
(chastity anon continued) maybe geralt squeezes the cage until the metal creaks, and the cage is the only thing that stops geralt from crushing jaskier's cock with his witcher strength. maybe geralt milks jaskier's prostate with his fingers, acting all aloof while jaskier whines about not getting to come *properly*. maybe jaskier ruts his caged cock up against geralt at night, desperate for stimulation but unable to get any no matter how hard he tries. (is that too much? i'm a bit drunk lol)
you know what is too much babe? me, taking eight thousand years to fill an ask, especially a Magnificent, Amazing, Showstopping ask like this. awful. tragic.
everyone & their mother's done a cock cage prompt and u know what???? they should, it's a good bloody prompt
anyway fuck me sideways this took ages, im sorry x i'll try very hard to get more prompts out before uni starts. sub!geralt has really been haunting my dreams so possibly expect more of that? no promises, love yous x
incidentally finishing & posting this also mildly intoxicated. tumblr formatting is homophobic. here it is on ao3 cos i really need that x
***
Geralt's nose twitches.
The trail is fresh. Impossible to miss. He closes his eyes, focuses his senses.
All he can smell is the heady, overpowering scent of Jaskier's release lingering on the bard's hands.
"Jaskier," he says. Growls, maybe.
He doesn't turn to look at him, though he can hear Jaskier flinch. The spike in his heartbeat makes his blood pump faster, his scent more pungent, like a particularly cloying perfume. Geralt clenches his fists and his teeth and he's strung so tightly he fears his control might snap.
"What? What is it, witcher, I'm--I've been quiet, out of the way, what could it possibly be this time?"
Geralt can't answer. Won't answer. Focus. Focus. The frigid wind pushes his hair into his eyes and the creature's trail comes to him once more.
Sword drawn, Geralt moves forward into the night, irritated and glad to have something to sink his blade into.
***
"Ah, Geralt!" comes a distressed shout, and then Jaskier's half-running in his direction, tripping over his own feet. His doublet is undone, and so is the chemise. A mark sits high on the side of his neck, still wet from the mouth that left it there.
He grabs for Geralt's bicep, claws urgently at one pauldron before shoving himself between Geralt and the wall behind him.
"Nothing to worry about, dear witcher," Jaskier says breathlessly, ducking to peek from underneath Geralt's arm. "Just a--a misunderstanding, is all. Some parties in our arrangement failed to mention they were otherwise, ah--engaged."
"Jaskier," Geralt says as threateningly as he can manage. He's too fucking tired to deal with this again. And again. And again.
"She didn't fuck like a maiden," Jaskier mutters, and, mournfully, Geralt abandons the message board he'd been scouting, heading instead for the stables with the bard in tow and a group of young men yelling their displeasure in the town square.
I'm the one who sent in the Geralt axii-ing Jaskier to be so desperate that he wants to fuck Geralt even in his sleep prompt 🌼 Let me just say, you made it so much hotter than I could even inagine! Thank you so much for writing it
i'm glad you liked in sweetling!! i really enjoyed finishing something for once oof x
big fat sorry for no prompt fills, i'm currently in the middle of relocating to a huge scary city and life is hectic!! i do feel really bad about it, i wanted to give you babes something special for a hundred followers & now we're at a hundred and twenty and i'm still blank on what it could be ):
if you have any ideas always feel free to write in, and if you just want to scream at me to finish a prompt that would be appreciated too x
G axii's J, at the beginning making him curious about what G tastes and feels like. Maybe he ends up licking G's stuff while getting off but it's not enough. G axii's him into being curious while G sleeps so J hesitate at first but lust wins over and starts licking and touching G at night and G made it so he's more aroused than he ever has been and it takes him just a few touches and licks to get off. Then G makes him desperate to get fucked while G sleeps. J knows it's wrong but so desperate
ok so this continues to not be the prompt i meant to post a week ago but jesus h christ on a bicycle i just,,, loved this so much it wrote itself
i struggle with finishing shit because life is stressful but im trying my darndest loves x
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It's like a horrible, burning itch that Jaskier can't quite scratch.
He drools at just the sight of Geralt's thick, leather-clad thighs squeezed around the saddle, longing for it to be his own head crushed between them instead.
A deep, long drink from his waterskin bares the elegant line of Geralt's throat, little glittering drops slipping down the skin, and it's enough to have Jaskier's cock swelling in his breeches.
He barely gets through the day, squeezing himself periodically just to keep the desire at bay, though it stirs in his belly each time his witcher as much as breathes.
Nightfall is a blessing and a curse all at once.
It's a blessing because Geralt goes off to take care of his contract, disappears between the trees and leaves Jaskier alone with his dirty, filthy thoughts.
It's a curse because Jaskier gets left alone with his dirty, filthy thoughts, and no one to stop him indulging in them.

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Hey uhh how do you feel about non-con somnophilia?
i feel great about it darling, ask away x
hi babes x so this isn’t a prompt, but i started this fic some months ago with the intention of posting it to my regular ol account. i just finished it in a fit of divine intervention & thought it might fit here better x
it’s a fuck or die in which geralt gets cursed with a knot and goes into rut, please don’t think about the logistics too much because there’s about two paragraphs of setup and then nearly 6k of porn x
as a sidenote i fucking Love the idea of just a regular witcher-human verse and only the wolf witchers have knots, like,,, that’s mint mate honestly
a prompt fill should be up tmrrw but for now please enjoy this xx (it’s also on ao3)
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He's—fuck, so warm.
Like he'll sizzle out of his skin. Burst at the seams and set molten iron to spill in his stead.
The day is chilly, he remembers vaguely. Frost had caught in his hair and his fingers had gone numb, stiff around his sword, but a thrill had settled in his chest, kept him warm through the fight. The sun in his eyes, a faint crackle of magic on his skin, raising the hair at his nape. And then the gentle swish of his blade through the air—the steel one, for humans rotten beyond saving. The spray of arterial blood high towards the heavens. Silence.
Each chance he gets to kill a mage, Geralt enjoys it greatly.
Mages with their meaningless chanting and knowing grins, like they find the prospect of death enthralling. Mages that have more merit to them than the mindless beasts he's used to slaying, yet feel less human, more—deserving. Mages with their perverse spells, parting curses that he can never quite catch. Nor avoid, for that matter.
Geralt fucking hates mages.
It's the last coherent thought he remembers having.
He doesn't recall much after he'd pulled his sword free, slick and glistening red. Suddenly each breath was a gulp of scalding hot water in his lungs, flooding his insides from head to toe, to the very tips of his fingers.
Mounting Roach had been a feat bordering on impossible, achieved solely by force of habit. He rode hard and he rode fast, not entirely sure of what it is that he's chasing but unable to go another excruciating second without it.
It's not a tangible heat, not one easily done away with. He leans his cheek against a wall; the stone is cold, but brings him no relief. He shrugs his swords off, flinching as they clatter on the floor. His own desperate hands tug at the straps of the armour that's so oppressively tight, even though it'd served him time and time again without such issues.
Geralt presses the heel of his palm over his cock. Rubs it through the leather breeches. Fuck.
"Fuck."
It helps, a bit, or maybe it makes everything worse.
He should've ridden straight for the brothel, he—
His clothes are stifling. The air sits too heavy on his skin, catches at the back of his throat. He gives his cock a desperate squeeze, and for a heartbeat he can breathe.
Fuck, but he's hot.