Embrace the Wonder

me on my way to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

me in jeans and a bra: wow what a look

This is a masterpiece

This… is so fucking funny

when i die, this is how i want to be sent off to hell.

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

are you going to make shoelaces as well

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

i blame tamora pierce for making me Big Gay for lady knights

She’s proud of herself and I’m proud of her

If I scroll past this post without reblogging it, please hold an exorcism to rid my body of the foul soul inhabiting it

@malafight

before i die i want to see the northern lights preferably with whoever my future person ends up being. if yr my soulmate pls start the itinerary

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

This is the most Big Dick Energy post I’ve ever seen