Happy Lil Kiwi Dakota

M’s’posed t’believe tha’ Bork can read?  Tosh.

Well he’s gotta be able to do something o.o

I’ve ye’ t’find evidence of’im bein’ able t’do anythin’, honestly.

He cant show up, thats for sure 😂

M’s’posed t’believe tha’ Bork can read?  Tosh.

Well he's gotta be able to do something o.o

It might be a little relevant. Not right now but once upon a time. I mean I guess that’s a plus I do need stronger arms.

I reckon ya arms are pretty stronger.

Just a little. But I’m just gonna replace any upper body workouts with fixing my hair. I think I’ll have the same if not better results than dying in the gym.

Really?? That gonna work for the long term girl or? Hm. Maybe. Now I’m kinda curious, wanna see whether it helps or not.

I'll skip upper body gym day for science purposes and update my results. Time to bring out my inner scientist!

It might be a little relevant. Not right now but once upon a time. I mean I guess that’s a plus I do need stronger arms.

I reckon ya arms are pretty stronger.

Just a little. But I'm just gonna replace any upper body workouts with fixing my hair. I think I'll have the same if not better results than dying in the gym.

My hair has taken on a life of it’s own recently. I dont know what hair god I offended but PLEASE let me fix it how I want it! This is uncalled for. I do not deserve this TREATMENT.

Girl. It’s just hair. How it even playin up??

It is FRIZZY AND IT'S CURLING! I'm gonna die. My life is ending. My arms are gonna fall off from holding this gosh darn flat iron. Florida weather is not my friend.

Well that’s a record if I do say so myself. Only been here what less than a week and there’s rumors about me.

Looks like youre doing something right! Gotta keep em talking somehow.

I’d rather just stay in the background. It’s more comfortable here.

Ah, I'm the opposite. I kinda like attention. Not like too much but enough to make my inner spoiled child feel accomplished.

Well that’s a record if I do say so myself. Only been here what less than a week and there’s rumors about me.

Looks like youre doing something right! Gotta keep em talking somehow.

Oh gosh good morning guys. I have a raging headache right now. How is everyone?

I feel like death. Got a little wasted pretry sure I messed up any karaoke and danced like an idiot hopefully I didnt make out with anyone I wasnt supposed to...

Aight Aight. Ain’t no sloppy drunk Dakota then. That’s okay. Ya can still enjoy yaself with minimal drinks.

I heard there was karaoke and I'm a better singer when I'm tipsy. You get to witness that national treasure. You aint ready for it either.

I might get a little drunk towards the end of the night. Just a little bit. Depends on what I’m feeling like drinking. Hard cider is probably gonna be my weakness.

The lil’ Kiwi gettin’ a bit drunk? Now that’s somethin’ I wanna see. Aye, that’s cute. Hard cider and all that. 

I bet you would 😉😉😉 I gotta start slow-ish. Pace myself. I'm not about the sloppy drunk life.