Incorrect Hazbin Quote
Prior to being stabbed by Vaggie
Alastor: What are you going to do, stab me?
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Incorrect Hazbin Quote
Prior to being stabbed by Vaggie
Alastor: What are you going to do, stab me?

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Alastor: Okay, we get that you had a bad day and seven people died, but--
Charlie: TWELVE!
Alastor: Not the point. But okay, twelve people died. They’re dead now and really, whose fault is that?
Vaggie: YOURS!
Alastor: So no one's.
[After watching a horror movie]
Charlie: Wowie, that was such a great flick.
Charlie: *checks under the bed*
Vaggie: Yeah, I can tell that you liked it from your screaming.
Charlie: I wasn't screaming, I was cheerin- DON'T YOU DARE TURN OFF THAT LIGHT!
Vaggie, teasing: Or what? You'll "cheer" again?
Charlie: Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit.
Alastor: Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad.
Angel Dust: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.
Vaggie: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a fucking smoothie.
Charlie: Are you okay, Hun?
Vaggie: Please give me a reason not to commit murder today
Charlie: You’re a good person
Vaggie: Debatable
Charlie: Blood is hard to wash out?
Vaggie: I do it every month
Charlie: You’ll make me sad
Vaggie:
Vaggie: Thank you

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Charlie: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Vaggie: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
Valentino: I love saying “fuck me” because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
Lucifer: I’ve got this completely under control
Lilith: Is that why everything’s on fire?
Vaggie: I don't like you.
Angel: (deadpan) Gee, does that mean I can't come to your birthday party and ride the pony?
Namil: Are you a cuddler?
Nayati: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
Namil:
Nayati: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

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Annika: Jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without a brain
Annika: A ray of hope for this team
Jeremiah: You know you’ve made it when there are pictures of you everywhere
Blake: Those are wanted posters.
Summer : They were not, as the kids say, “Awake”
Dia : Do you mean woke?
Summer : I did mean woke, but it’s grammatically incoherent.
Sev: Sorry I'm late.
Rest of the Overlords: What happened?
Sev: Nothing, I just didn't want to come.
*Charlie and Vaggie skipping stones on lake* Charlie: It’s such a beautiful evening. Vaggie, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

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Alastor's Mom: Person B, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Alastor: Well of course I have. Alastor: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Alastor: It's boring.
Angel: How petty can you get? Arackniss: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.