Random Things From a Random Mama

Zexion: I didn’t know Playboy prints jokes.

Demyx: Oh yeah, they print lots of stuff. Jokes, interviews, hard-hitting journalism. It’s not just about the pictures.

Marluxia: You know when guys hang out we don’t just drink beer and hammer up drywall.

Larxene: And when girls hang out we don’t have pillow fights in our underwear.

Marluxia: 😟

Xion: Yeet?

Saïx: Yeet it is.

Axel: *pulls out draw four*

Saïx: *pulls out knife*

Saïx: Yeah right.

Larxene: No he told me. He likes to leave certain things to the imagination.

Axel: Oh yeah and did he say he thinks some of the dialogue isn’t sexy and it’s actually corny?

Larxene: Yeah...

Demyx:

Demyx: Will you help me with that?

Xigbar: Come on, Xemnas, we’re a little too old for this to wor—

Xemnas: TWO...