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I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry
Recently job hunting and to actually read jobs with a straight face going "must have a PHd in microbiology, must have a minimum of 5+ years experience in the field. Starting wage 16.95 (CAD)/hr."
YOU WANT A PHD AND FIVE YEARS EXPERIENCE TO PAY MINIMUM WAGE??? GET FUCKED
#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’ Perfect.
Actually it’s 73 seconds. Data, knowing something of how human minds work, estimates that Riker will give him 60 seconds to come back (because humans prefer “round numbers”, however arbitrary the units). After 60 seconds it will take 4 seconds for Riker to fully process the conclusion that Data is, in fact, not coming back after all, and an additional 9 seconds to build to the optimum level of anxiety.
After all, comedy is timing.
@ltcomdata True?
Saw a comment saying character X can't be a pervert because he's ace. Bro. Bro. Bro. BRO. BRO. BRO. BR
THIS
I'm Ace and the stuff that goes through my head is pretty perverted sometimes.
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There's something to be said for just how hilarious it is trying to do a reading while being new to tarot. You'll be doing a reading on yourself like "resources that can help me... let's see... the meaning of this card mentions family and community a lot... that tracks; family and community are great resources. Next, forces working against my success. This card mentions... the people around me. Keywords... family. So, family and community can help me, but they're also working against my success. Also, I drew seven cards; why the hell are they all inverted?"

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Would love to hear a single normal reason why a mob boss would say this to me.
Would love to hear a single normal reason why a mob boss would say this to me.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine I 3.17 Visionary
That last gif like "That's totally illegal but you're not wrong and I will not be put in a position to argue in Quark's defense so goddammit you have me there."
Random animal tells me it's my bestest buddy and that I should maybe set a consistent sleep schedule? Yeah whatever, I'll get to it when I feel like it. 🙄
Mysterious, sexy vampire who wants to make me his thrall tells me my blood tastes like battery acid because I'm not taking care of myself? Unacceptable. I must rectify this immediately. I will go to bed at exactly the same time every night because I need my hot, sexy vampire master to call me a good pet more than I need air to breathe. 🥵
"If you accept any food from the fae, they shall never let you go" is a human belief. The fair folk stand by the principle that if you feed 'em, you gotta keep 'em. If wildlife learns to rely on you for food, you have already fucked up, and you can't just stop feeding them cold turkey. That human is your responsibility now. Because you left your peach cobbler unsupervised.

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I think we all should.
YES
Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:
1. Do not do age verification.
2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.
Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!
And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity
A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.
Paywall removed here
Aaand here's the link to the project's Github.
A verified tool that works on any potato computer that will let you bypass discord verification - promptpirate-x/discord-id-bypass-tool
Pokémon playing hide and seek is the cutest thing ever🥺

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Norah O'Donnell is my new favourite person.
Trump: I'm not a rapist; I didn't rape anybody."
O'Donnell: Oh, do you think he was referring to you?
Trump: *visible 'oh fuck' moment* "I'm not a pedophile."
Good of Mrs. O'Donnell to point out that literally nobody said he was a pedophile; he just heard the word pedophile and assumed it was about him.
The Olaf animatronic at Disney Adventure World has had its first public malfunction.