There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.

i think we, as a species, should go back to saying ‘alas’

it’s like “yikes” but with…culture 

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

you only get 782 chances with me bitch i don’t tolerate shit

*gently buries my face into a very soft dog*

It’s a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don’t eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, you’ll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.

Reblogging for that comment ^

Hats off for negative jokes turned to wholesome posts

a rollercoaster from start to finish

Steve looks so confused in the last pic and that’s what makes it so funny

NAKED GRANDMA

u ever be in bed and start rubbing your legs together like a cricket