that stubborn crow

Hey why the fuck am I not a slightly ominous forest entity that you only see out of the corner of your eye on a foggy day

Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I’m trans and now he’s threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. What’s he gonna say exactly? And to whom? Because imagining a haggard and likely shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker barging through the grocery store like, “HEY!!! THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5'3” EFFEMINATE KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY AIN’T GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA DICKLESS ABOMINATION??“ is wild. What’s it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call my manager? “HELLO, I’D LIKE TO REPORT A FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED.” What the fuck.

Odds are he’s more embarrassed of having a trans ex-kid than I am of being outed at work, so what if I go to his job and tell everyone I’m trans first? What then, coward?

That’s such a power move.

Let’s hear it for 5'2", 87 year old gay men who are trans allies! Woo!

i suffer from a disease called “not wanting to work”, and it’s incurable

Someone compile a list of all the big monster ladies/giant winged sky women/giant winged monster ladies from shows Pat McHale worked on. I need it or I’ll die and also I think that’s his fetish.

The Tree Hag is an evil asshole who doesn’t deserve Auntie Whispers, of whom took care of her disabled adopted cursed daughter all her life and is a saint.

Only valid criticism of this otherwise flawless post.

Auntie Whispers is a wonderful aromantic angel who wants nothing more than to look after her adopted daughter

Aromantic I’ll accept, but Auntie Whispers absolutely fucks.

We can afford to give food and shelter to our 2.2 million prisoners, but giving food and shelter to our homeless population (550,000) is out of the question.

It’s not white vs black, it’s everybody vs racists.

These stories help so much. Not just because of the trans people find love just like everyone else, which is an important message on its own, but because there are some stories of other people who didn’t know since they were kids and this is so fucking reassuring!!!

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Slams the reblog button so damn fast