Yonic. Look it up.

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it’s Time

As a woman I can confirm

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

PSR B1620-26 b

i knew it was the exoplanets. those are the slippery ones.

@sunspeared

Reblog to empower the sigil!

Honestly if you’re not watching this debate you might want to turn it on. Trump is talking so fast I’m starting to suspect he might be on something, he screamed at Anderson Cooper for not having brought up a topic he just brought up, he threatened to have Hillary Clinton arrested, and he’s refusing to apologize for his groping comments, he’s still pretending he was against the war in Iraq, and he just told a Muslim woman that his plan to protect Muslims from Islamophobia was to push Islam as the problem, it’s a trainwreck

while I was saying this he tried to dodge the question about whether or not he still wants to ban all Muslims from entering America and yelled at Martha Raddatz for asking him to answer the question

while I was typing THIS he yelled at Martha Raddatz again for trying to move on to the next question, claiming Hillary went over her time. Martha refused to allow him this lie, and he got even more pissed off

He just said “I know nothing about Russia” and then had to backpedal when he realized what he’d just said

I’ve lost count of the amount of times Anderson Cooper has had to say “Please allow her to respond, she didn’t interrupt you”

Martha had to stop Donald from attempting to respond to Hillary’s response (which was not something he gets according to the rules) to tell him it’s supposed to be about the audience

Just for the record, I know it looks like I’m JUST listing off Donald Trump’s fuckups in this debate, but I’m listing both candidates’ mistakes, it’s just that Hillary’s biggest political mistake thus far in the debate is mispronouncing the word “fast” and given that the other guy has said “bigly” during this debate I feel like it’s hard to make this seem fair

He just praised Assad and Russia

Martha has taken to just repeating the question louder when he’s refusing to answer the question

He just said America was stupid

Everything I’m typing is a primary source and the history students of the future can use it for their essays, just make sure to cite me, Daniel Sabato 2016

if you take a shot every time he interrupts, shouts down his opponent or the moderator, refuses to answer the voters’ questions, or uses the word “disaster,” you will be dead of alcohol poisoning TONIGHT

He’s trying to make it sound like the moderators are being unfair to him because they keep calling him on breaking rules but they don’t call out Clinton as much, but the fact is that Clinton is just… not breaking the rules as much….

somebody reblogged this post and tagged it “not homestuck” and I’m not 100% sure they’re right

Oppinion is spelled wrong

wait are you serious right now

This clown sub-plot is gonna tie into the main Trump storyline at some point you just know it

A clown is going to kill Trump

Jared Leto redemption arc

I honestly cannot wait for the day when this generation is eligible to run for a political position because people are going to go digging into everybody’s pasts and at least like half of them are going to have to explain some of the shit they posted online like imagine watching a political debate and the front runner of a party has to attempt to explain away a snap they took of themselves where a big dick is drawn next to their head and it’s captioned “I love me some demon dick” literally how tf is anyone going to explain that, huh?

imagine having to explain 250k of omegaverse fanfiction you wrote when you were 22 live on CNN with the whole country watching

“I was young and was expressing my interests, I don’t think anyone who is young in this country should be looked down upon for doing so. But FYI, MY FANFIC WAS THE BEST.”

“Yes, senetor, but I think the American People would like to know why you were interested in” *looks down at note cards” “a swollen alpha wolf cock penetrating the silky interior of the boy’s dripping man-cunt” 

This seemed like a good night to reblog this.

hey, i knwo time is fake and we literally made it all up but i would like for july to be good to me. i’d like the universe to give me a break this month and i’d like things to start working out for me. that’d be real swell