a list of things I know to be true about will graham that I will not explain further:
he’s gluten intolerant but never told hannibal pre-fall because he didn’t wanna be an imposition, but now he makes it his daily goal to impose on hannibal as much as possible so now hannibal has to adjust to gluten free living
he’s an excellent cook, just doesn’t give a shit about showing that off. it pisses him off that people underestimate his ability to take care of himself but doesn’t put any effort into proving them wrong
he may be a dog lover first but this love extends to all animals. hannibal expects a pack when they start a new life together, but will shows up one day with a box full of guinea pigs that were up for adoption. every time they hear footsteps or a bag crinkle they scream bloody murder and it thrills him to see hannibal rushing to feed them veggie scraps in a panic to shut them up
he steals All of hannibals soft clothes, despite hannibal buying him anything he wants. he doesn’t even wear them, he just lines the comfiest couch in the family room with them to nest when he’s sad
despite the fact that he has crippling insomnia, he has no problem passing tf out face down on the floor anywhere in the house. hannibal has tripped over him more than once
he wears a watch but never checks it, he’s more likely to call hannibal and ask him what time it is even though he could just look at the clock on his phone
he plays piano but never lets hannibal listen, every time he tries to sneak up on will the music will inevitably transition into a heartfelt concert consisting only of wonderwall, piano man, and the entire soundtrack to shrek
