If you think you can hit an introvert with the silent treatment, 🗣BITCH 🗣I 🗣AM🗣 THE 🗣SILENT 🗣TREATMENT 😂

going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

me @ myself: ok bitch time to get over it

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

Sounds like something a vampire would say

Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.

i lived, bitch

i laughed, bitch

i loved, bïtch

I ain’t never gunna stop loving you, bitch.

I won’t hesitate, bitch

it’s Britney, bitch

YA BETTER WORK, BITCH

IM NOT JOKING BITCH

Oh, we’re playing that this year, bitch ?!

I don’t understand bitch, don’t understand bitch

YOU FUCKING BITCH *THROWS DRINK*

I wish a bitch would

I won’t hesitate, bitch

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

I’ll have some of that, please.

lads had a dream last night that i was at the elton john concert and halfway through crocodile rock he switched to a prince medley and real live flesh and blood prince walked out on stage, and into the stunned, hushed silence i said quietly, “i thought you were dead” and he looked straight at me through the crowds of a million people, put his mouth against the mic, and said “do i look like the kind of man who dies” absolute legend 

This wasn’t a dream this was a premonition

reading a boys horoscope to understand wtf hes doing to you

Ghismonda with the heart of Guiscardo (Detail), 1650 - Bernardino Mei