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the funniest thing about conclave is the photocopier not working at a pivotal moment. that’s the kind of realism we need in film

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Gustav Klimt, The Park, 1909

#one of my all time favorites

lysershine

I don’t have tiktok so I had to find this like a mole digging for worms and nothing could have prepared me for the actual video itself

#i can't stop watching this

ca-dmv-bot

Customer: NO HATERS DMV: NO HATERS Verdict: DENIED

electropneumatic

ONE HATER (DMV)

cozy-comfy-cuteness

#oh that could be my little guy 😭

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I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

zevveli

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

redpandarascal

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

musashi

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

lesbiassoon

mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:

The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."

The Useless Web

Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)

Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."

Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."

dateamonster

butch mermaid wearing a carabiner*

*tiny lobster that holds onto her mermaid belt with one claw and all her mermaid keys with the other. his name is carabiner.

dateamonster

since people rly seem to like this post i will let you in on its Secret Origins which is that my roommate was looking for their carabiner but couldnt remember the word so they asked me "have you seen my *pinchy hand motion*" and i responded "lobster claw????"

this is a prime example of whats known as new england brain syndrome

dateamonster

pointnclick

oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch

massachusetts-official

Official Post of Massachusetts

meowllorydesigns

THE ORIGIN OF THIS IMAGE:

So in my etsy I sell a pin of some isopods having at a bag of doritos based on this photo. Today I was contacted by the person who took it.

I asked to share this info and he gave permission!

Here’s the picture of him working with isopods and here’s a link to their published research!

enbycrip

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jeffgerstmann

Hello just asked the question about shitting

for sixteen hours forgot to say congrats on baby

thank you

gamer-of-the-day

Today's Gamer of the Day is: Leonard Cohen

vivienvalentino

This is what plays in my head every minute of every day.

forgamers

schadentekkers

#a legend

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stayuglystayangry-deactivated20

do not meet up with anyone from Massachusetts in real life

they could very well be a medium regular ice coffee from dunkin donuts

#and what of it

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