Hardboiled Lieutenant

The kid has got a dark side…

Best believe it’s the last trick up his sleeve

The kid has got a dark side..

That you don’t wanna meet at all…

DAY-O! 

Betelgeuse.

Betelgeuse.

Betelgeuse!

DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME!

All these thoughts running through my head,

Blinding my sight in a curtain of red!

Frustration is getting bigger,

BANG! BANG BANG!

Pull my devil trigger…

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He then told Chloe to go see Hank out before he lay himself dowm on the sofa, deeply sighing and closing his eyes, trying his best to focus on everything and anything but the pain, which was spilling through his entire body.

Hank gently rubbed his thumb over the android’s hand with anxious worry. He then picked his head up hearing the sirens in the distance. He got up waved his arms to flag them down. It wasn’t necessary, but he felt he needed to let them know where they were. This was an emergency after all. He then glanced to the man repairing Connor,

“How’s he holding up?”

“I’m fine! It’s my friend who’s hurt!” 

The cyberlife mechanics was putting Connor on a stretcher and putting him inside the truck. Hank got up and pushed passed the paramedics,

Hank nodded and gently caressed the side of his face before hurrying out of the bathroom to get some ice for his boy’s bath. Sumo sauntered into the bathroom to keep the boy company. He then gently licked the boy’s face affectionately. When Hank returned he dumped a bunch of ice in the tub and picked his boy up putting him in with his pajamas still on. He needed to bring the fever down and worry about getting him dry clothes after,

“There you go kiddo. Sit in there for a little.”

He then took his son’s hand and held it briefly before taking a cup from the side and filling it up with the cold water. He gently poured it over the boy’s head before pushing the boy’s wet hair back from his face,

“How’s that feel, sweetheart?”

The cold water felt nice against his feverish body. And the water poured over his head helped even more. It was soooo cool. Cole gave a small smile, he still felt sick but this helped.

North: “that’s just the way the pussy crumbles”

Nines: “dominance has been established, my good bitch”

Hank: “the earth is flat and the edges are covered in heavy layers of snow that no one can cross”

Gavin: “there’s a rash that kinda looks like Charlie Sheen on my dick”

Connor: “was I toooo fast? No. Kashoot yourself bitch.”

Simon, crying: “we’ve pollinated the air so much that fish can’t walk on land any more”

Markus: “do you have a baby in or out of the stomach”

Tina: “liar liar dick on fire”

Josh: “I feel verbally choke-slammed”

Elijah: “I don’t fly on planes at night because the planes don’t have headlights and the pilots cant see where they’re going”

Luther: “If i catch him hangin around again, imma kill him, bury him out in the desert, and eat corn on his grave.”

Kara: “If you want to start a fight do you throw a thing or a person?”

Alice: “I get sad-like emotional sad-when people cut down trees.”

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-Blended b/w minors and adults but categorized in sfw/nsfw sections

-music parties 

-friendly people

and farah is like wtf bro i ship you two