church of bill nye the science guy

What are friends for?

gossip. also to pin petty crimes on.

Of course. I’m uploading them to Photobucket now.

youve yet to let me down.

Scraps of old carpet, mostly.

what a sad lonely life you lead.

The joke is on you. I don’t have eyebrows. These are velcroed onto my forehead.

i dont even want to know where youre getting the hair for your eyebrow plugs from.

I watched you deepthroat a pomegranate and squeeze the seeds out with your neck, then hack it back up. That might have been my pet snake, but I’m pretty sure it was you since I don’t even have a pet snake.

for the record, it was a kumquat. and at the rate youre going im gonna shave your eyebrows off in your sleep. ive heard tales of certain people looking like cabbage patch kid dolls without eyebrows and im a person of science, lets check it out.

oh hey if i give jean his shoes back i can start wearing my hair down and be the weird hippie teacher who comes to work barefoot and eats strange fruits in class.

You’re already that teacher, Zoe.

that was incredibly rude and although partially true, completely uncalled for, eyebrows mcgee.