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Lan Jingyi: Please genie just one more wish-

Genie: No, I told you; the deal was three.

Lan Jingyi, clutching his three new ninja turtle action figures: Please genie!

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Wei Wuxian: Here you go, nice hot cup of tea.

Lan Qiren: It's cold.

Wei Wuxian: Nice cup of tea.

Lan Qiren: It's horrible!

Wei Wuxian: Cup of tea.

Lan Qiren: I'm not even sure it is tea.

We Wuxian: Cup.

#he will come around sooner or later wwx #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #incorrect the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxain #lan qiren

Jiang Cheng: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Wei Wuxian: I know it's bad for the environment or whatever.

Jiang Cheng: No, it just a weird way to eat spaghetti.

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Jin JiXuan: I really like her but I don't know what to do.

Lan WangJi: Have you tried flirting?

Jin JiXuan: Yes, I gave her 'the look'.

Lan WangJi: Show me.

Jin JiXuan: *bites his lip seductively*

Lan WangJi: Have you considered biting your bottom lip?

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Nie MingJue: You are so short.

Jin GuangYao: Put some inches in me then.

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*in the library*

Wei Wuxian: You are pretty and you are smart. You are also ignoring me. So, you are obviously my type.

Lan Wangji: *ignores him*

Wei Wuxian: *heart eyes* Perfect.

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Wei Wuxian: I have something to tell you all. I like men.

Jiang Cheng: Actually, I like men too.

Madam Yu: Is there anyone in this household who even likes girls?

Jiang Yanli: I do.

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Wei Wuxian: So, on a scale of one to ten, how mad are you at me?

Wen Qing: An Eight!

Wei Wuxian: Hm...I can do better than that.

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Lan WangJi happy birthday

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Wei Wuxian: So, you love my Shijie?

Jin Zixuan: Yes.

Wei Wuxian: Would you take a bullet for her?

Jin Zixuan: Yes.

Wei Wuxian: Great. Meet me in the back in 10 minutes.

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Wen Qing, holding Wwx's medical report: Here are your test results.

Wei Wuxian: Haha. Did I pass?

Wen Qing: You will soon.

Wei Wuxian: Huh?

#you will pass soon you will pass away :')#mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #incorrect the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #incorrect mdzs quotes #wangxian #we wuxian #wen qing

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Wei Wuxian : Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I told Lan Zhan to periodically send me texts saying, ‘We need to talk.’

Wei Wuxian : It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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Someone on the phone : Hello, can I please speak to the man of the house?

Jin Zixuan, handing the phone over to Jiang YanLi: A-Li, they are asking for you.

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Be merry and break the rules!

#魔道祖师 #wangxian

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Lan WangJi, drunk: You remind me of rabbits.

Wei WuXian: How so?

Lan WangJi: I love rabbits and I love you.

Wei Wuxian: Oh my god.

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Jin Ling: In my life I have only ever said "I love you" to one person and every dog I ever met.

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