My High School Experience

I'm a blessing to everyone except for that one girl that thinks I'm pro rape.

These freaking chairs make my ass itch.

It’s the fabric softener that my dad picked out while I was dying in a lawn chair in dollar general.

I’m gonna be that sad lady who goes to whole food and buys healthy microwavable dinners. I'm headed for a downwards spiral.

That whining baby fox sounds exactly like your mom tho.

Apparently I'm not daddy material.

So I was just there in the dark, cleaning baked beans off my feet.

My boob literally just popped out as I was running

My bottom hasn’t been this black since 1967.

Let's just offend everyone now.

What if one of the strippers knock me out and I wake up with a bunch of singles in my hand and a lazy eye.

But you’re calling me this 3 inch container, of yogurt that helps an aged woman's bowels.

This fart is slowly creeping out.

If it has Nicholas Cage in it, I try to avoid it.

Put some goop on it and I'm sure it'll be fine.

That guy Morris, write something about him...

Screw that,put it on paper,it doesn't matter.