I am the goddamn hero.

Hey everybody, and welcome to the Handsome Jackpot, an askblog featuring the Opportunity AU, made by yours truly--and a few friends. The Opportunity AU is an alternate universe where Jack is not as shitty as he is canonly, and has a life after Rhys rips out the ECHO-eye at the end of Tales. I made this AU because I really liked Jack’s character, but I seriously hate all of his actions in the games and just want canon Jack dead. So I took the good aspects of him, emphasized them, and made him into a person that can be redeemed, given time. His past is not as screwy as canon, and he has not done all the terrible things he does in the games. Note that because this is an askblog for an AU version of Jack, I do not approve of canon Jack. He’s a shitbag, and I wouldn’t want to actively roleplay and write a character like that, despite the fact he’s one of my favorite villains. There is also absolutely NO RH//ACK. I just wanna make that clear right here. If you have any questions about the AU, feel free to DM me or send an ask! Please read the rules before sending in an ask! My activity is sporadic due to my personal life, but I do answer asks for Jack with both art and writing whenever I can! If I haven’t answered your ask yet, I’m most definitely saving it for later, don’t worry! Eventually, you will be able to ask other characters questions as well... :) Links: OPPORTUNITY AU | RULES & ASK INFO | AU PLAYLIST

i'll answer this out of character. yeah, i'm not fond of asks that are descriptive like this. i don't know how they want me to feel, or how they want me to respond. plus, if jack WAS a real person, i think he'd also be kinda weirded out by like. yknow. some stranger saying that to him? someone he doesnt know? idk. i just dont think ppl should get comfortable sending stuff like that, but im not just gonna delete it. you send it, it's getting shown to the world, lol. anyway yeah, tldr: i'm a dude behind a blog, you don't know me, i'm just playing a character for fun. if you want to tell me how you imagine sleeping with the character at night (even innocently), please just refrain

let’s hope he turns it back on to listen to you guys for another 3 years

> J: Haha, we fixed that sight though! And that squeaky voice… Jeeze.

> J: I had one named Princess and one named Bandit Killer back when I was alive.

> J: Yeah, uh… I mean good for you. I guess.

im forcing my friend to play borderlands 2 with me for the first time. i think he's enjoying it. i might come back to this blog. :)

J: THANK YOU. You, fellow user of the ECHO-net, are someone who totally gets it. These questions are so dumb! Why not ask me about, like, I dunno, business deals that went wrong? Plants I created from spare DNA? Literally, anything cooler than, ‘oh what’s your favorite color’, or, ‘haha jack you’re so weird lolz haha xdxd’, like, what am I supposed to say?! I appreciate the concern.

J: I--I don’t know? I like yellow, and I’m not a fan of red. I don’t really, have much care for any other colors? Blue is cool, I guess? Maybe purple? I don’t think about it that much.

J: I’d be extremely confused as to how I didn’t know about it, but uh, probably supportive. I don’t see why she wouldn’t have been able to have one--I mean, blocking that would’ve been pretty cruel of me I think, so I’m fine with the idea of it.

J: I don’t even think it exists anymore? Helios kinda crashed and, like, everything inside of it basically disintegrated and fell apart. So, uh. I don’t know what you’re sitting on, but uh, it ain’t mine. 

J: I mean, interesting concept, at the very least.

J: Ha ha! Another classic reference. Cool.

sheyla i swear to god