can i help you

OMG SHES HOMEEEE YAYYYYY 💕💖💗💞💖✨💖✨

DRIED COCONUT IN THE FOOD DISH WE ARE WINNING LADS

i know i am meant to be able to slip thru the bars of the cage so i can run around wherever i want and then come back but they’re a little too small so if you could just fix this. or we could reach a compromise where you just keep the door open instead of acting like a warden that would be amazing

just a quick sand bath before i get going 🛁 🧼 perfect way to start a day

surely if i just hang out right near the top of my cage hanging onto the bars she will open the cage and give me the freedom ive never had but believe i will get every single time that godforsaken door opens

lmaooo tricked her into refilling my food….its all in my igloo babe! too bad u can’t fit!

to build on my last post it’s a little known fact that im actually named after a famous racer……..like it’s not for nothing!! this wheel gonna work for me tonite!!!!!!!!

doing five miles on the wheel today lads im full of carrot treats and psyched as hell. five miles hand to god!!!!!

day old water in the bottle are you fucking kidding me??? what kind of joint is she fucking running????

vastly overestimated my igloo entrance and can’t get in with six carrot treats in my mouth. i’ll just stand here and look at the entrance for the next twenty minutes I guess

DELICIOUS carrot treats today. small, round, dried…god these are great what a win

lmaooo bitch gave me a nut to get me out of bed and i took that shit and left…guess who’s going back to bed cunt!!