you've heard of me

“I’m kidding, I’m not that drunk.” 

“ would you like me to confirm the other thing for you?” 

“ I couldn’t agree more, I mean look at me, I’m pretty and I have a nice dick.” 

“ at least we can agree on something.” 

       “ Men are pretty, dicks are nice. “

“ My name is Tony Stark, and I like dick.” 

“Will, you, please come lay with me?” 

      “ Was that so hard? “

“I will stop being an asshole when you stop giving me that look. I’ll be good for the REST OF TODAY & TOMORROW if you shut up and come cuddle in bed with me —-” 

“says the man who hates me.” 

“Alright fair —– I’m going to drink them. Have fun being a moron.” 

“Then you must not pay attention to what comes out of your mouth all the time—- do you?”

“ you haven’t had anything dumb yet, so no? Unless you REALLY want to end this conversation, though I” ll be sad — but then again you don’t care.” 

   “ Oh come on, I’m not that bad. Normally I just end up walking away from you anyway.  What? you didn’t want to be around me? I missed seeing that wonderful face of yours.” 

“ What, your love last all of what, five minutes for me?” 

“ you know I do enjoy messing with your head right? Justin come on, most people would feel happy knowing I would rather sleep with them. I’m just trying to mess with your head. the sleeping with you is no lie, but I don’t want feelings to come out of it – does that make any sense?” 

“Aw, you’re not fun. But fine — leave.”