I have fallen into Invader Zim hell

Hecan't sleeP

The Canon: The akatsuki rarely see one another, other than their partner, and none of them seem to particularly like anyone else. They all have their own motive for joining, and it does not go past that.

Is that you Dr. Dib Membrane? You're back? What happened?

Dib I fucking swear if you call me "Gaz" one more time you will be sorry.

Okay I'm curious if you have a irken sona now

Okay so what is the truth? Is O5-9-2 Gaz or not?

Gaz: I said no. You know.

Uh-Dib can you remember anything from the past couple of days or-

Yes, 5213 said Dr Membrane's name and that is all that occured.

Gaz!!

I've been going through all of the questions everyone sent Dr Membrane before I arrived, and they certainly are ....full of memetics and unethical questions.

I certainly have. You should all be ashamed of your free use of memetics, especially on a member of the O-5 council. You're lucky there have been minimal security/containment breaches.

mAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE GOOD AT OUR JOB

I feel like Pin-up AU & Cannibal AU are two sides of the same coin: in one Zim is held up as positive enforcement (Do your job because it makes Zim happy) and in the other he's a punishment