hash brown, egg yolk, i will always love you

it's so crazy how you actually have to live through everything

i love when girls kill everyone who ever wronged them. more girls should do this

im living for the hope of it all actually. if you even care

boobs honestly

i love you people in my phone i know the seasonal depression is setting in so we need to hold eachother like a litter of kittens in a cardboard box okay...its important

People will straight up call your cellphone and expect you to answer

constantly opening and closing this app like a fridge

i tried to hide in a closet from guards but there was a bug in there and it bit me 

your honor. my client and i dgaf

too much self reflection is not a good thing honestly. go outside and plant a garden and then cook yourself a homemade dinner then mop the floors and change your sheets and take a hot shower then you won’t care so much

when you enter a grocery store for 'a few items' thinking 'you don't need a cart' that's the devil speaking

glad this post is popular with everyone's moms

I restart the entire song if i breathe too loud over my favorite part