learning not to give a shit

the met gala is NOT allowed to do a horror theme until I become famous and can attend

I think satosugu the ship is hilarious bc its whole existence is technically a manga spoiler to non-readers

lights cigarettes for men to feminize them

tbh the funniest part in the fellowship of the rings is when pippin drops the helmet down the well in balin’s tomb and we’re just listening to it drop while everyone stares at him and he flinches at every clang and then when it’s over gandalf goes after his whole life i die every time

soulmates are stupid i love you on purpose

I cannot believe I’m only 10k words away from writing the end of this 5k fic

by popular demand, the sequel: I cannot believe I’m only 6 chapters away from writing the end of this one-shot fic

english teacher, white knuckle gripping a copy of hamlet: do you know who else was a poor little meow-meow?

Writing be like: *scrolls through document to check the colour of the walls you mentioned once ten chapters ago* *checks to see what a character said when quoting it* *checks the name of a minor side character* *checks

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

*listening to clair de lune* damn he put his whole debussy in this shit

no way am I gonna have a blog in my 20s lmao