I'm a kpop.

Humans of new york: whats your story? Me: i just fell asleep on this bench

we mcfreakin lost her, doctor

me: doc i’m sick doctor *handing me skateboard*: prove it 

hewwo~ wewcome to suguwy ^-^ nwurse pas me da scawpel so we can begwinn (／・ω・)／

hehe stahp making teh siwwy sounds (=^･ω･^=) i need to finnish teh incision x3

*me, poking at ur spween* pwease stop screaming in pwain silly (^・x・^) im giving yourr organs a mwassage hehe nya~ ♡ॢ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎

*stawts shouting into your esophagus* hhh hh hewwo,, any hwydowclowic acid around~

You think you can come here and question my medical integrity after 16 long years of med school, you think this is some sort of joke. I have mopped the floor with the blood of those who oppose me

hewwo! i will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision 

Dowcto , wewre loswing him!!! (´・ω・｀)

quick! hand me the defibwiwatow!!

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions