Honeybee

you are a landlord in brighton. your new tenant is a 17 year old "gamer and twitch streamer." you call him often to tell him to keep the noise down. one day you hear loud shaky breaths and dry sobs from his room. he's begging and yelling at someone named "dream" to leave him alone, to not kill him. you call 999.

sleeping under a blanket in just your underwear when it’s cold and your blanket is warm enough to make up for it is the best fucking thing

until the demon living under your bed rips it off and has full access to your body

and the demon is probably hot so she can do what she wants what’s your point

a lot more likes than reblogs on this post bc this webbed site is full of cowards that know im right

My beloved <3

Ah yes, all anxious people are mentally unstable 16 year olds-

It’s Batman’s turn. Bruce needs to decide whether to marry himself for the money or throw himself off the cliff.

“I would kill Bruce Wayne just to get him out of this conversation.”

This works best if the reveal comes after literally everyone else has played, and half of the people have said “I’d marry Bruce Wayne for the money” and the other half have not only said that they’d fuck him, but been reasonably graphic as to how.

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reblog for something very lgbt to happen to you on nov 5th

They don't remember the destielputinelection 😭

Ah yes, the villain origin story