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Gaz: Lt, you were rather mean to Soap earlier

Ghost: I apologized

Price: You offered him a blowjob!

Ghost: That's was an apology!

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Ghost: When I die again, my friends are allowed to take a bone or two from my corpse

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Price tuning him out by this point: I agree

Gaz: Okay, what does A stand for?

Soap: Arson

Gaz, slightly worried: Okay, what does B stand for?

Soap: Barson

Ghost, body shaking with the effort to not laugh:

Gaz: Wh-What does C stand for?

Soap: Commit arson

Gaz: D?

Soap: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson

Ghost, breaking and losing his shit:

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Alex, a beautiful bisexual man seductively wiping blood from his nose after running directly into a telephone pole:

Soap: What if the g in "gif" is silent

Gaz: Dude, it's 3am, go to sleep

Soap: What gif I don't want to?

Gaz: I hate you

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Ghost: English is a hard language

Ghost: But it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though

Alejandro:

Alejandro: You need to stop

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Ghost: Sense has chased you your entire life, but you are faster

Soap:

Soap: What did I do to you?

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Gaz, after Soap proposed a rather risky plan: Are you crazy?!

Soap, pointing at Ghost: I thought he was the crazy one!

Laswell: I maintain that all of you would be helped a great deal by therapy

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Ghost: Ya know seven minutes in heaven, right?

Gaz, hardcore squinting: Go on...

Ghost: I want to propose a new idea

Gaz, suffering instant regret: Oh no

Ghost: Seven minutes in hell

Ghost: You go in a closet and beat the shit out of each other

Ghost: Soap's first

Soap, getting dragged away: WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!

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Horangi: I'm gonna make one of those diagrams with circles

Konig: Venn

Horangi: Probably tomorrow

Konig: *Blank stare*

Soap, reading a message left by their target: "Will....Ghost....Die?" What a dumb question to ask, someone already tried and the bastard just dug himself out

Ghost, not sure if he should be offended or not:

Gaz: No, Soap that says "Ghost will die."

Soap: That's still a dumb statement. They sound like Roba now with this kind of attitude. They're just gonna get disappointed like he did

Ghost, offended and confused: What the fuck Soap?

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Alex: I got good news and bad news, which do you wanna hear first

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Farah: The good news?

Alex: I'm never doing it again

Ghost: Ovens have windows, microwaves too, you can see all the way through a blender, but dish washers. Oh no, you can never see what goes on in there

Price, at his wits end: Simon, it 3am

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Ghost: Some of you lack the dissociative skills needed to emotionally survive the apocalypse and it shows

Ghost: Maturity is losing interest in everything

Price:

Price: That's depression Simon

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Ghost, who is having a very loud argument with Soap: Arguing with me is pointless. I knew I was wrong ten minutes ago! I'm just trying to piss you off now!

Soap: Well, it's working!

Gaz, talking to himself: Really? Hadn't noticed

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Ghost: I respect all people

Gaz, dreading where this is going: Okay?

Ghost: Trans, straight, gay, bisexual, BUT

Gaz: Here we go

Ghost: If you're a fish, I will show no respect!

Ghost: No mercy and no remorse!

Ghost: I will pluck you from your homes and use your flesh to feed

Gav, worried, amused, and disappointed all at the same time:

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Gaz, trying to get Soap to leave him alone: Just give him the ol' JFK

Soap: The what?

Gaz: Messy head in the backseat of your car

A very, very horrified Laswell:

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Ghost: Something's off

Soap: How so?

Ghost: Something's wrong

Soap: What?

Ghost: Something

Soap: Like, can you give me a general idea

Ghost: Something