Halle Guerin

“Dating is rough.” she laughed. Cassi shook her head, looking at her hands before looking back at Halle. “I have no love life. Being a nurse keeps me so fucking busy. I don’t even think a man would have the patience to deal with that.”

“You can say that again,” Halle sighed, running her finger over the rim of her champagne glass. “Honestly, fuck men! And not in the way they want. You know, I made out with a girl in college and let me tell you she was a better kisser than any man I’ve have the displeasure to lock mouths with,” she said, grinning slightly as she thought back to her wilder days as a student.

HARP: Okay so now that I know you still like him. which is good considering he never left.

HARP: I proposed.

HARP: We're getting married

HALLE: oh my gosh

HALLE: I cannot wait to get drunk at the wedding!!

HARP: sooooooooo harry and I are together again

HALLE: should I pretend to be surprised?

Cassi rose an eyebrow as she listened to the other’s story. “Yikes.” she said, shaking her head. “I wonder what his expression was like when he came back from the bathroom to find you gone.” she laughed.

“Oh, I hope he was devastated,” Halle said, smirking slightly, shaking her head too as she sighed. “Honestly, trying to date is only further proving my theory that all men are trash. And it’s the only instance in which it is exhausting to be proven right.” She finished her glass of champagne then and reached for the bottle to refill it. “But enough about me, tell me about you. How is your love life?”

“He sounds like a fucking nightmare. Where’d you even find this guy? Was it one of those dating apps? Because I’ve heard that you find all kinds of weirdass people on those. My brother, for example.” Harrison chuckled, shaking his head. “Next time, feel free to send me an SOS text. I have no problem showing up and pretending to be some crazy ex-boyfriend or whatever to get you outta shit.”

“I met him on Bumble, yes. I deleted the app that night,” Halle replied, her shoulders sinking as she sighed but chuckling at the comment about his brother. “Oh, I definitely will. Although it might be some time before I go on another date with a stranger from the internet. I’ve about had it with bad dates. I believe I’m just eternally cursed to meet awful men. Or... there are only awful men and my beautiful sister somehow found the one exception in you.”