whatever the opposite of self care is, i’m practicing that at all times

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@halfiimmortal
whatever the opposite of self care is, i’m practicing that at all times

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might have set up my pc again.
I'm drunk and fucked up but fuck the world I'm writing a Tadd prose about nothing rn.
I'll respond to those asks (and send some when copy paste isn't a bitch-n-a-half to use.)
TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.
drunk texts:
( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you for hurting me
( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
hateful texts:
( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.
misc/random texts:
( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

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If we're doing zodiacs, I def lost on that one.
madamasque:
IT HAD FELT LIKE A SMALL lifetime had passed since she’d seen his face. Yes, she’d been in LA, yes she’d been busy making Katherine Bishop’s life a living hell. & yes, she was even bothered by the fact that he hadn’t come down there, following her like a lost puppy. But she was trying not to think about it, as he came through her penthouse elevator, covered in dried blood.
“ You better not bleed on my silk rug. ”
@halfiimmortal
WELL THIS WAS AWKWARD. Honestly, there was a slight shock at seeing her there in front of him, even if she did happen to be standing in HER own penthouse. He had shown up for work one morning to a note on the counter, and hadn’t seen her since. Frankly, the slight skip in his chest that followed spotting her, hearing her voice... It annoyed him. He should be mad. Yes, he didn’t exactly chase her, but she had not asked him to accompany her either. Fuckin’ hell, he must’ve been that useless in her eyes. He snorted in response to her greeting, and glanced down at himself. Filth covered him, part of his formerly white shirt, and the waist of his jeans covered in a dark stain, droplets of his own splattered along his collar. Yeah, she had picked an interesting time to come back. Or he had picked an interesting time to come back to where he’d practically been a squatter instead of using his own apartment. Pulling his gaze away from his dirtied self, he looked back at her, single eyebrow arched. “ Like ya’ can’t afford another one. ”
There was a long pause before he started walking forward again, intending to head towards her guest room, where he had spare clothing stored. He needed to clean up, badly. His jaw still ached from the first that had crashed into it earlier in the day. Still, he couldn’t help but glance at her as he made his way to cross the room. Seeing her again almost relaxed him. Maybe he had been worried about her. He was not about to admit that though. “ You okay? ”
hraunwyf:
“You haven’t asked me to take any off yet. I’m a very polite girl, you know.”
“Want to take everything off for me?” He’s teasing. Mostly.
All we got is us.
Loyalty (feat. Rihanna) - Kendrick Lamar dir. Dave Myers

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Me starting shit…
Jack O’ Connell | British GQ (x)
hraunwyf:
“I think you’re a little bit biased.”
“Maybe a little. ‘Cause I’ve seen you without shorts. Speaking of which, why are you even in clothes?”
Anyone something tonight before this hurricane fucking kills me LOL

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I inherited my father’s sin.
When Love Was King (via justanotherrpmusing)
halfiimmortal:
“ ‘m just sayin’…. you do look good in shorts. ”
“I could wear a potato sack and you’d think I look good.”
“I mean, can ya blame me? Have you looked at yourself in a mirror lately? Spoiler alert: You’re gorgeous.”