hi followers, it’s me, uhh- girly (the tired one)
back at it again doin girly things yknow. like uhhhh observing the circus and hailing Mary and such
now that we’ve established that I am myself and not @half-a-flower, who as we know is not girly nor tired, I have some things to say. Might make this a master post of all my real personal opinions and thoughts at some point. Might pin it too just so people know who I am deep down inside. Without further ado:
Yes, I am in love with Jax digital circus.
I stand by that Pomni of the digital circus is a clown. I don’t even know what a jesters are. Sounds made up
my favorite word is moist and I’m proud!!! next time you tag me, please refer to me as moistgirly
my favorite band is baby no money <3
my least favorite band is tailor swift!! never mention that name to me!!
I have a complex. you don’t get to know which one.
my real name is NOT!! Johnathon Mayers!! NEVER CALL ME JOHNATHON!!!
I’m unfortunately attracted to men, no matter how hard I try. Please believe me, I want to be attracted to women soOOOOO BAD but ALAS
IM SERIOUS BRO I AM NOT JOHNATHON!! STOP ASKING ME HES BEEN DEAD FOR TWENTY YEARS!!!
I LOVE twilight sparkle actually if I was attracted to women it would be to twilight sparkle
I have personal beef with the Easter bunny and he knows what he did. If you’re on the bunny’s side we can’t be friends. Unfollow me. I will not tolerate supporters of Richard.
If a duck ever came to MY lemonade stand asking for grapes I’d EAT THAT ungrateful bird
I have only lied once on this list and it was not about twilight sparkle
I’m the one who tells L I E ES
if Deadpool and Jax had a baby I’d marry it. actually. direct quote. quote me.
lying to people with ill intent is my favorite pastime
I love correcting people’s spelling and being really mean and pedantic about it. never have poor grammar around me, I will actually just attack you with my bare hands I am so serious.
i did NOT KILL JOHNATHON and if you think I did you’re crazy and no one will ever believe you anyways, so just be quiet
My dream is to one day be able to fit twenty pennies in my mouth. I’m up to three right now, but no pain no gain
